xxx msg unlimited

GF, BF ki Underwear Dekh kar- Tum Local use karte Ho,Branded Nhi?
BF- Jaat na Pucho Sadhu ki,Puch Lijiyo Gyan,Mol karo Talwar ka,Fati Rehan do myaan..
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C F G J L M N P Q R T U V W X Y Z

Tum soch rahe hoge ki baaki ke alphabets kidhar hai.. Baaki ke alphabets neeche hai..
B H O S *A D I K E
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Very sexy PATI Wife se 4 bar Sex karne k baad 5vi bar fir-"Aaja Janeman Jawani Deewani Hai"
Wife-Bus Kar hara*mjade Ek Hi Ch*ut Hai, Saari UMER Chalaani H.
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Boy: Mere saath Sex kaisa laga? Girl: Chief Guest jaisa. Boy: Such me.!Wo kaise? Girl: Tum jaldi me aye or function khatam hone se pehle hi chale gaye....!
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XXX SMS OF THE DAY

Kisi ka Accident dekne pr xpresions
U.S-Oh My God
Pak-Ya Allah
Afri-O La La
Austrlia-Got a Hit
INDIAN- Maa Ch*ud gayi behan ke lo*ude ki aur chala tez..!

Arz kiya hai...
Seeng nahi hote hai lomdi ke..
Wah waah
Seeng nahi hote hai lomdi ke...
Aur kaisa hai re tu
bho*sdi k
Matlab ki HRU
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Mariz-Doctr sab mujhe bat bat pe gali dene aur foran hi bat bhulne ki bimari ha.Doct-apko ye bimari kub se ha? Mariz-TERI MA KI CH*UT Madrch*od Kon si bimari bey.
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Shah*ahan:-G*and Fat Gayi Pyar Me Dewane Ki,
Gand Fat Gayi Pyar Me Dewane Ki.
Ja*angir:-
Maa K La*ude Kya Zarurat Thi Ch*ut Ke Chakkar Mein Tajmahal Banwane Ki..
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A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
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ladki ki vidai k waqt ladki ka baap dulhe se bolta hai "ab hamari izzat tumhare haath mein hai"
dulha bolta hai "don't worry jate hi loot lunga "
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A boy 2 girl:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya hai
girl:kuch nahi bus aik lakeer hai
thn
A girl 2 boy:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya latak raha hai
Then boy replied:ye usi lakeer ke fakeer hai
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xxx masti

SUHAGRAAT k baad MUSLIM ladke se DOSTO ne pucha-KAISA raha? LADKA - kabhi apne RELATIVES me SHAADI mat karna. ZARA sa ZOR lagaya to boli-NASIR BHAI ARAAM se.!
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Maine unse Puchha
"Jaaneman, Batao Jism Se Rooh Kaise Nikalti Hai?"
Aur Usne Apne naazuk Haathon Se,
Mere tat*te Daba Diye!!
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Yeh ladkia
Kitni chalak
Hoti hai....!
Apna 22 rupiya
Kilo ka DOODH
Dikhakar
Hamara
240 rupiya
Kilo ka GHEE
Nikal leti hai
Jago grahak jago
Save your GHEE.
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Sex karte samay Lalaji ki biwi mar gai.Dost: Kaise hua? Lala: Kya pata yar? Mu me mu tha, ch*ut me l*and tha,g*and me ungli thi, pata nhi, atma kaha se nikal gai.
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Ek ladki bus me apne bf ki godi me baithi thi.
Ladki 2 condctr- Bus dheere chalao jhtke bhut lgte hai.
Condctr-Godi me se uth kar dekho madam bus to khadi hai.
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JOKE OF THE DAY

Ra*hi sawant mele me gyi. Waha 2 line lagi thi- dekhne k 20,000/ lagenge- aur perfom krne k 10,000/- milenge.*akhi sawant krne k liye ghusi. Usko cho*dne k liye Ghoda dia gaya. *akhi ne Ghode k saath perform kiya. Dusre din wo dekhne ki line me lagi. Age wale ko pucha ye dikhate kya h? Admi bola aaj pta nhi kya dikhaynge kal to *akhi sawant ko Ghode se ch*udte hue dikhya tha.

Man fu*king a Callgirl,Man ka l*and C*hut me nhi ja rha tha,To man uski c*hut pe thuk laga kar l*and dalne laga
Calgrl-Gusse me Madherc*hod Rozi Roti pe thukta hai
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Bakri Gadhe Ke Upar Chadi to Gadha Bola:- Kya Kar Rahi Ho...?
Bakri Boli :- Mai to Mazak Kar Rahi thi.
Gadha :- Mai Mazak Karunga to Ankhe Bahar Aa jayengi.
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Naai ki Dukan ke par Ghar pe Lady ne Sari Sukhane Dali. Dukan me Andhera ho Gaya..! Naai ne Aawaaz di Arey Bhabi ji, Sari Uper Utha lo, Mujhe Baal kaatne hai..
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Barish me ladki k bo*obs dekh ladka bola-apki head light ON ho gayi h
Ladki-mera baap bill bharega tumhe kya
Ladka-lekin bijli ka khmba to mera hil raha hai....!
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Girls
1980=Luv Bt dnt touch
90s=Tch Bt dnt kis
2000=Kis Bt or kuch Mt Krna
2005=Sb Karlo pr kisiko Btana mt
2010=Sab Kro Wrna Bta dungi ki Tm Kch nhi kr sakte
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Boy ki l*uli choti thi, isliye wo apni g.f ko andhere me le gaya aur uske hath me de diya..GF boli : Darling U know, I dont smoke, & bidi to bilkul nahi
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Ek ladki >thanedar sahab ek ne meri bo bo dabai, ek ne ch*usi,ek ne G*and mari.THANEDAR>hera*mjadi tum yaha F.I.R.likhane ayi ho ya mera l*and khada kerne.
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Ek ladki pragnent Ho gayi.
Papa:ye sab kya Hai.?
Ladki:chote-chote Recharge karvati thi,pata nahi kis "BHEN*CH*OD"ne Lifetime peck Daal Diya.
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Congratulations Bhai, you are Selected for the next KURKURE Advertisement because of your Curved Pen*is. Now you can Proudly Shout:
" TEDHA HAI ... PAR MERA HAI
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Love isn't measured in HUGS & KISSES. Love is all about RESPECT,TRUST & accepting a prsn with
OPEN LEGS,CLOSED EYES,WET LIPS saying''faster baby,faster''
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Teacher - "SURAJ KO DIYA DIKHANA" is muhavare ka arth batao.
Student -
Iska matlab to vahi hai?
Jaise?
BHALU KO JHANT DIKHANA....
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Ques-what is i-pill? Ans-its the second best thing that a woman can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy..! Now dont ask me what is first.
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XXX SMS OF THE DAY

xxxmsg.blogspot.com Reporter to Ra*khi sawant:Of which company Do You wana to be Brand Ambassdor?
Ra*khi:Ashok LEY LAND
Reporter:y?Maam?
Ra*khi:Kyunki unke paas hai.they always saying LEY..***D
Reporter:Which car you like?
Ra*khi:LAURA skoda
Reporter:Maam aap kaafi daring hai.Agar koi tmhe kiss krke bhag jaye to tm kya krogi? Ra*khi:Mai sochungi bevkuf ladka tha pura question paper atempt kr skta tha sirf roll no. likh k bhag gya.

Take my advice dont carry umbrella on a rainy day........ Keep whisper on ur head, coz "yeh ghanto tak geele pan ka ehsaas bhi na hone de "HAPPY MONSOON" !
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Ladka ladki ke baap se ; main aapki beti kaa haath maangne aaya hun,
Ladki kaa baap : kyun?
Ladka : kyunki ab mera haath thak gaya hai..
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SUHAGRAAT k baad MUSLIM ladke se DOSTO ne pucha-KAISA raha? LADKA - kabhi apne RELATIVES me SHAADI mat karna. ZARA sa ZOR lagaya to boli-NASIR BHAI ARAAM se.!
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1 bar exam me ques aya hips par essay likho. Toh santa apni pant kholkar hips dekh raha tha, tabhi ek bacha bola mam santa ne guide khol rakhi hai
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One boy kissing a girl so fast, GIRL: -Itni jaldi kya hai? BOY: - kahi tumhara boyfriend na aajaye. GIRL: - Wo ga*andu kya aayega, wo to SMS padh raha hai !
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BRA & BAR: Both have same alphabets. Both r Drinking zones. Both have restricted time of opening and closing. But once opend, Both make MEN crazy!
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Biology teacher-4 inch pen*is is necessary for pregnancy. A girl asked-mam wat abt 9 inch? teacher-i'm talking abt necessity not luxury....
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"Aaj Ka Vichaar"
Ladke agar ameer ban jaye to wo bigad jate hai..
Aur..
Agar ladkiya bigad jaye to wo ameer ban jati hai.
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Galib ki biwi ne ch*udai se inkar kiya to usne gusse me farmaya-le jao apni ch*ut ko apni ma k bh*osde me..k ghalib ko apne hath pe aitbar aaj bhi h..
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Q: What is the similarity between a woman's breast and a park??
=> Both were designed actualy for children but enjoyed by adults!!
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XXX SMS OF THE DAY

xxxmsg.blogspot.com Reporter to Ra*khi Sawant : What is RAPE ?
Ra*khi : Well....Main samajhti hun,
RAPE is not a crime,
U KNOW
it's just "SURPRISE SEX"
Reporter:Why u make so halla wen Mi*ka kiss you?
Ra*khi:Well..,Actually he kissed me on wrong lips....
Reporter:Why u r so hot?What u do for that?
Ra*khi:Well...,Actually i take hot things..so i m hot.
Reporter:Why you dump Ele*sh?He is so tall n handsome...
Ra*khi:Well...hmmm..,Actually i dont like tall man with small things.

Ra*khi Sawant La*lu ko ghar le gayi aur nude ho k boli-Mujhe bandh do aur wo kro jo Bihari sabse achcha krte hai
La*lu ne Baalti li or Dudh nikalna shuru kr diya.
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Teacher-what is d oposite of laughin ?
Stdnt-sir fu*king..
Tchr-wt d hell u sayin...hws it ?
Stdnt-in laughin its haa.haa.haa.
In fu*kin its aah.aah.aah..
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When people say : "SABBRA KA FAL MEETHA HOTA HAI"! They aren't wrong !
..
B'coz,
They Really mean to say..
"SAB"
"BRA"
"KA"
"FAL"
MEETHA HOTA HAI..
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Bache k lu*li katne k waqt
Chachi:-Iske Chacha Jesa Nokdar Banana
Mami:-Iske Abba Jaisa Gol Topi.
Mulla Pant khol K:Apki Marzi Wrna Fashion to Ye Chal rha H.
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Arz kiya hai-
unchi g*and ziraf ki,
dekh ka*bira roe..
wah..wah..
unchi g*and ziraf ki dekh ka*bira roe..
Aisi g*and kis kam ki..
Jo maar sake na koi.
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SMS MASTI-XXX

Lady 2nd Floor se banana wale ko dekh kar pochti hai Kela Kaise Dega? Banana wala: Memsahab 8 mein 12 Lady: 7(sath) mey 13(tera) Lungi deta hai tou uppar aaja.
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Santa ki Suhagrat ko Light nahi thi Noker se bola Tum Lalten pakdo main SEX karta hu,
Noker ne Lalten Pakdi santa SEX karne laga
Fir biwi se pucha Maza aaya?
Biwi boli: Nahi
Phir koshish ki Phir biwi se pucha Ab Maza aaya
Bv boli:nahi
Santa Nokr ko Bola ye Lalten Muje do Mai Pakdta hun Tum SEX kro
Noker shuru huwa Jab Kaam khatm hua
Santa ne Bv se pucha: Ab Maza aaya
Bv Boli- haan ab aaya
Santa Nokar ko Thappd mar k Bola Dekh saale aise Pakadte hai Lalten.
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SUHAGRAT KO PATI PATNI SE AK BAR SEX KARNE K BAD OK G00DNIGHT PATNI BOLI AISE KAISE GOODNIGHT PHLE OFF KARO LIGHT FIR L*ING KO TIGHT FIR YO*NI SE KARO FIGHT ....0

XXX SMS OF THE DAY

Dr-Apka Pati mar gya h par Lu*nd khada hi h.
WIFE:Kat ke uski G*and me dal do!
Dr-kyon?
Wife-Pure gaon me 1 wohi ched bacha hoga jaha wo nhi daal paya hoga!

Ra*khi sawant ka Gang Rape ho raha tha. Wo chilla chilla k keh rehi thi, "Kutto Kamino, BHAGWAN k liye, : : : : : Lado Mat.! Shuru to karo Sabka Number Ayega !!!

Grammar Teacher-"TOTA NE MAINA KO KISS KIYA" iska Future tense banao? Ek Student- Sir, ab TOTA MAINA ko ch*od kar hi manega...

Ek murga ek murgi k peeche bhag raha tha ki murgi truck k niche aa gayi.
Murga bola -sali,lagta hai deshi thi.jaan de di lekin izzat bacha li. . .
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Har raat ko balatkar nahi hota.
Har uthe l*and se chamatkar nahi hota.
Ch*ud jati hai ladkiya apni hi galtiyo se,
har baar l*und kusurvar nahi hota...
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Sexiest proporal. Boy-do u put ur finger into ur vag*ina while sleeping at nite? girl-yes. Boy-can i replace it wid my pen*is 4d rest of ur life?
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Suhag raat Pe patni Ne dekha k pati Ki 1 tang nakli He, usne maa Ko msg bheja, MY HUSBAND HAS ONLY 1 FOOT, mom replied, THATS GOOD, YOUR DAD'S ONLY 5 INCH..
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Beta-PitajiYe
Bollywood
or
Hollywood
kya hota hai?
Baap-Beta,
Jaha ladki apne BOLL Se khelne de wo
Bollywood
Or
jaha HOL se khelne de wo
HOLLYWooD
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BHOOT ne tapasya ki,GOD khush hokar bole-BETA tujhe kya chahiye? BHOOT-Mujhe SEXY ladkiyon ka khoon peena h. GOD-TATHAASTU, Ja wisper baN JA
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Jab wife ho out of control. pant ko tu apne khol. chum ke tu uska hole, daal de tu apna pole. l*und ghusa, chu*chi daba, ch*ut mar ke bol bhaiyaaa ALL IZZ WELL...
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Train me Lutero ne ladki ke zevar lut liye.
Log bole :Shukr karo ki izzat nahi luti
Ladki chillai:tumhari ma ka bho*sda!! izzat bech-bech k hi to zevar liye the.
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Bip*asha Dancing Public Clapping, Removes TOP More Claps, Removes BRA More Claps, Removes PANTY Silence! why? Qki "Taali 1 Hath Se Nahi Bajti"
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Sardarni:"Aaj tum mere sath aisa "SEX" karo ke meri chikhne ki awaaz dur dur tak sunai de"
Bas phir kya tha, Sardar ne Condom pe Mirch laga ke pel diya.
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Zindgi pe blue film ka saya hai, ch*ut ka sukh tumne kaha paya hai, tum sust rehte ho kisi ki yaad me, or log sochte hai ki tharki aaj phir mu*th maar kar aaya hai.

XXX SMS OF THE DAY

Dukandar se bacha bola=suji h?
Dukndr=haan! Bachha=to marwai kyo thi bho*sdike.
Nxt day
Bacha-suji h? Dukndr-nai h
Bacha-to dukan kya ga*and marane ko kholi h bho*sdike...

Aurat Hakim se:Mujhe doodh nahi aata
Hakim:Hum har cheez choos ke check karte hain
Aurat:Thik hai pehle Abbajaan ko chek karo unko 2 din se peshaab nahi aaya!

Lady-1 Shampoo plz
Shopkpr-Agr Head k bal dhone h to HEAD N SHOLDER
Or agr PANTY k bal dhone h to PANTENE le lo
Lady-GARNIER do Ga*nd k dhone he.
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WIFE Sexy mood me boli : Aaj mujhe rassi se bandhkar jo karna chahte ho kar lo.? HUSBAND ne WIFE ko bandh diya aur NAUKRANI ko thok diya...!
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Ek budda STD pe call krne gya.STD pe oprater ek ladki kursi pe baithi thi..ladki-baba..khan kroge.?budda srma k-ab kursi pe to hoga ni..niche bori bicha le.
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Ch*udai k do imp. Rules
Pehli bar ese ch*odo k dobara kabhi milegi nahi or dusri bar ese ch*odo k pehle kabhi ch*oda e nahi
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"al hule hula-am hulla hul bin bule bulaam lulla lul muqammil hiqrit"
ye l*and chhota karne ka mantar hai
jo ab tak aap padh chuke hain..
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Adult sms

1chuha 1 hthni ko jngle me ch*od rha tha
Aadiwasi ne chupke se bhala hthni p feka
hthni ki maut ho gyi
Chuha-do jhtke sahe ni jate aajaati h ga*and marwane..
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Profesor:kya Naam hai?Grl: Mohini. Prof:aage kya lagati ho?Grl:ji, Whisper. Prof:sorry, i mean peeche kya lagati ho? Grl:(sharmaake) ji, sarso ka tel.
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"CHUTKULE" ? Na Hote to Baat Baat me Mazaa Na Aata?????
Par Hum Kehte hai ki,?????????????????? "CH*UT" aur "KULHE"
Na Hote to RAT RAT BHAR MAZA Na Aata!
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"Wedding"
"Invitation"
Mr & Mrs KanJar Singh Request Your Ch*utiya Presence On the fu*c*king Marriage Of Their bh*encho*d Son:
"LO*RA SINGH"
Weds
"fU*DDI RANI"
D/O Mr. & Mrs. Dalla.
VENUE: Chameli r*andi da kotha, Bh*osri Pura,
District:
KanJar Abad,
Ch*udai Pur, Randistan.
Program:CHUMA CHAtti on 14 Apr.
MU*MMA DIKHAI, 15 Apr
CH*OOT CHATAI, 16 apr
Full THOKA THAKI 17 Apr
RSVP:
Mama Mu*thal
Nanna Lo*rey Lal
Masi Kusi Devi
Baby Lu*lly
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XXX SMS OF THE DAY

1 Badshah shikar par gaya. Usne 1 Hirni dekhi Uska naam 'TERI' tha Badshah ne usko goli maar di wo zakhmi ho gai aur tarapne lagi, Badshah jaldi se TERI k paas gya lekin TERI ghode k paaon k neechy aa kar marr gai Sawal hai ki "TERI" kis ne maari thi? Badshah ne Ya Ghode ne....?

INDIAN:- Sir PAKISTAN se 16inch ka Condom ka order mila hai. MANAGER:- Ye kamine hume jaleel krna chahte hai,Order tayar kro aur likh do""SMALL SIZE""

Boy Ne Mariage Bureau Pe cal Kia-MERE DONO HATH OR PAV NAHI H
KYA MERI SHADI HO SAKTI H
Lady-Apka 'WOH' To H na?
Boy-Usi se to DIAL KIYA HAI!???
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LESBIAN kisko kehte hain? -
2 kamini ladkiyan, Jo mard ko khush nahi dekh sakti!
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Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha-"tumne shadi se pehle kitni bar sex kiya h?" patni ne ek lifafa usko pakda diya jisme mung dal k kuch dane or 200 rs.tPati-"ye kya h?"patni-me jb sex krti thi to ek dana is lifafe me daal deti thi".pati-(dane gin kr) bs 10 bar sex kiya? or 200 rs dekh kr bola iska kya matlab? Patni-"10 din pehle 3 kg mung bechi thi,ye usi k paise hain."
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Child offered lady 4sex
LADY-Tum itne chote ho meri jawani ka bojh kaise uthaoge?
Child-Janeman kya hua ke chuha bori utha nahi sakta magr phaad to sakta hai.
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1Sadhu Gali Se Ja Raha Tha
Tabhi Uspe BRA Aa Giri
Sadhu- Hey Prabhu, Ye Teri Kesi Leela H, Aam Koi Aur Chus Raha H Aur Chilke Humpe Phek Raha Hai..!!
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x rated sms

Apke Lu*nd aur Zubaan me samanta-Dono me Haddi nahi h
Dono par kabu rakhna mushkil
Dono se Laar tapkati h
Dono ko tarah tarah k item Chakhne ka shauk h
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Agar NIPPLES ko Hindi me
'BUNDI' kahete hai
To
BOOBS ko kya kahenge?
BUNDI
Ke
LADDU
( . ) ( . )
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Kya Aap Marne Ke Baad Bhi Ladkiyo Ke Bade-Bade Boobs Dekhna Chahte Hain?
"DONATE UR EYES"
Ek Achhey Msg Ko bhi in kamino ko Kaise Bhejana Pad Raha Hai..!

XXX SMS OF THE DAY

Life me kitni bi badi problem aaye. Bus 1bar apne GA*AND pe hath rkhna or kahena "ALL Iz WELL".Kyunki problem me sbse pehli admi ki G*AND hi fatt ti hai
Mere Aansuo me Uski Tasvir Basi h,
Pr Wo Behan ki lo*di Kisi or se Fasi h.
Dekhna 1 Din Mai Uski Kabbar Khodunga
or
Usi Kabbar Me Uski Behan Cho*dunga..

Grl-how does my hole luk b4 SEX
Boy-Like a Pink Rose with soft petals,perfumed Aroma
Grl-n after SEX
Boy-Evr seen a santa's mouth after Drinkng Lassi..
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Teacher-Ladki Aur Ladke me kya fark hai.?
Chintu-Ladki 1 saal me Ek hi bache ki maa ban sakti hi.
But,
Ladka 1 saal me 365 bachon ka Baap ban sakta hai...
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Ek aurat rikshe se giri to uski Saari upar ho gayi,
Fatafat uth kar boli-
" Dekhi meri furti "
Rikshaw wala: Haan dekhi,
par hamari taraf isko fu*ddi Kehte hain.
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Girl 2 police man: 'sir, yesterday a man raped me..
First he tore my saree.
Then he removd my blouse & bra.
Then he pressd my boobs.
He suckd my nip*ples.
Aftr that he tore my panty & then lickd my c*unt 4 20 minutes.
Finally he put his pen*is inside my pu*ssy and enjoyed after 20 minutes he entered his pen*is into my as*s finally he split his sperm in my br*east sir.
Police: ab me pahle F.I.R likhu ya m*uth maru?....
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1 Doctor punjabi Bache ki lu*lli ke tanke katne aaya.
Dr:Beta! wo dekho uppr sone ki chidiya.
Bachha: bhen*ch*od Tu niche hi dekh, aand mt kaat diyo...
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Ladki ke let aane par
BOY-Chand taaro ko bhi neend aa rahi hai teri maa ki ch*ut tu ab aa rahi hai
GIRL-Maa ki ch*ut ka na de wasta kholti hu bra karle nashta
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Geeli Geeli Ch*oot mein Lu*nd Fisal gaya,
Wah wah
Wah wah!
Geeli Geeli Ch*oot mein Lu*nd fisal gaya.
Par Dono Goti pareshan hai ke "USTAD" kidhar
nikal gaya?
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AdultGyan
Suhagrat ko dulha bola: Jaan, aaj tumhe chand pe le jaoon ya taaron pe?
Dulhan sharma k boli:Yeh to Aapka rocket dekh ke hi bata paungi
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AdultGyan
MARIJ-Dr.Mera Khada
Nahi Hota
Dr-Nurse, BRA Utarao Ab
MARIJ-No
Dr-Nurse, PANTY Utaro Ab
MARIJ-No
Dr-Ab Bahar Ja Saale
Mera Khada Ho Gaya Hait
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AdultGyan
Due To Shortage Of
Swine Flu Masks
Govt Requested All Girls Not To Wear BRA
Coz..
One BRA Can Be Used For Making 2 Masks
Aao Ladkiyo Aao.!
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JOKE OF THE DAY

Mashooqa k inkar pe Gazal:
"Yu humko Stane ki zarurat kya thi Ga*and meri Jalane ki Zarurat kya thi"
"Jo Nhi tha Ishq to keh diya hota,
Maa apni chu*dwane ki zarurat kya thi"
"Maloom tha ye khwaab Toot Jaenge to
Neend me aa kr dabwane ki zarurat kya thi"
"Ishq pr lgti rehti hai hr dour me Pabandi,
Mera lu*nd pakad k hilane ki zarurat kya thi.."
"Maan lia ye 1tarfa mohabbat thi magar
Bhen ki l*odi Dekh kr mujhe apni ch*oot khujane ki zaroorat kya thi..

AdultGyan
Gal- Itna Chota PURSE Par Dam 9999/
Dukandar- Beti.. Ye LU*ND K Khaal Se Bana Hai, Hath Firate Hi SUITCASE Ban Jayega...

Arz kiya hai
Ch*ut ne kaha Lu*nd se ch*ud jaane ke baad,
Ch*ut ne kaha Lu*nd se ch*ud jaane ke baad,
Dekho Kaise sharma ke baitha hai,matlb nikal jane k bad.
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NAADAN HAI WO LOG JO CH*UT KA INTJAR KARTE HAI.
MARD TO WO HAI JO APNE HATH SE KAM TAMAM KARTE HAI. NA KOI "PANCHAYT" NA KOI "DAND" APNI MUTTHI APNA LU*ND.
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Boy : Tumhari Salvaar Fati Huyi hai.....
Girl : Fashion hai.....
Boy : Acha Ji, Khud Faado to Fashion, Hum Faade to Dafa 376.,.!
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Class Me Padate Hue MADAM K Blouse K Do Button Khul Gai Ye Dekh Kar Do Ladke Hasne Lage Is Par Madam Boli- 'Chup Hote Ho Ya Nikalu Bahar Dono Ko'. :-)
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Kisi nihayat mad*archod shayar ne arz kiya hai.
Gaur farmayieaga..
Tamatar khao khun badhao buland karo hausala..
M*uth maro l*and badhao faad dalo bho*sda.. :D
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1 Condom ki kimat tum kya jano THARKI,Aids ka bachav hota hai 1 condom.L*und ke sar ka taj hota hai 1 condom.Har ch*udne wali ladki ka khwab hota hai 1 condom.
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Nurse:Sardarji, Mubarak ho Aapko Judwa bete Hue hai...
Sardarji:Ye to hona hi tha Maine Kosish jo dono taraf se ki thi !!
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Saali Mini Skirt Meh Jija Ke Paas Aakar: Jiju, dekho toh jhukne se meri penty toh nahi dikhti..??
Jiju: Pahle pehan toh lo..!!
Sali: "APRIL - FOOL Banaya...
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JOKE OF THE DAY

MUHAWARE:-
1>G*and khujana-Chintan Karna
2>G*and Ghisna-Parishram Karna.
3>G*and Dikhana-Samashya Se Dur Bhagna.
4>G*and Me Ungli Karna- Samasya Utpann Karna.
5>G*and Jalna-Irshya Karna.
6>G*and Fatna-Darr Jana.
7>G*and Marna-Dushmani Nikalna
8>G*and Marwana-Gulami Karna
9>G*and Me Titar Ka Baal-Bahut Jyada Active Hona
10>G*and Pe Laat Marna-Reject Karna.
11>G*and me Ghusna-Chamchagiri Karna.
Aur.
12>G*and Me Kida- SMS Chahe Jitna Lamba Ho,
Pura Padhna..

Kuwari Ladki Ko Baccha Ho Gaya.
Boy Frnd : Kaise hua ?
Ladki Pyar Se Boli : Jis Raat Tumhe SWAPN-DOSH Hua, Mera Bluetooth on tha...
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Suhagraat pe husband wife ko sirf kiss karke so gaya
subah maa boli:beti mandir jaane se pehle naha lo.
Bahu(gusse se) maa ji sirf brush krwa lo baki sb SAAF H!
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Oscar nominated blue films 2010:
1) R*andi ki g*and me Dandi
2) Saali jawan jija pareshan
3) Latakta khanjar kachhe k andar
4) Padosan k Ch*ucche sabse Uncche
5) Utaar ke panty so gai aunty
6) Zalim la*uda lage hathoda
7) Peticot me visfot
8)R*andi kardi Thandi
9)Paan khaye muniya,maa ch*udaye duniya..
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