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1 balatkari narak jata hai.
Yamraj-Ise oil me fry karo.
Aftr 4 hrs Yam-Ab tk fry nhi kiya?
Doot-Chulha jalane k liye b jhuko to Ye Ga*nd marna shuru kr deta hai.
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Ghar ki bell baji.Gown pehni hui BV ne gate khola. Gate pe shohar ka dost tha. Dost ne pucha wo kaha hai. BV: naha rahe hai. Dost : aggar tum mujhe apna badan dikhaoge to me tumhe 5000 Rs doonga. BV ne 5000 lekar apna badan dikha diya. Dost ne phir kaha ki agar tum mere sath sex karo to me tume 6000Rs doonga. BV ne 6000 Rs lekar apni bachi ijjat bhi usko de di. Bathroom se nikalkar pati ne pööcha kon tha. BV ne kha apka koi dost jahagir tha.
Pati bola us har*amja*ade ne mujhse 11000 udhaar le rakhe the usne diye kya?
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Gandhigiri Ki misal
ladki ka rappe hua

rappe k baad

Ladki ne karwat badli ar vinamrata se kaha-LO JI AGR AB KHADA HO TO PICHE ki B MAAR Lo.....
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Lady-Dr fu*di me makhi ghus gai!
Dr-main honey lagake pe*nis dalta hu nikal jayegi. Dr starts enjoying. Lady-wat r u doing?
Dr-plan changed, Andar hi mardunga..
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A Dost tera nam kya rakhu
KHWAB rakha to tut jayega
DIL rakha to dard ban jayga
Chal tera naam LU*ND rakh deta hu
Sukh dukh me khada to ho jayega.
GO0D NIGHT..
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Samta Ku*tti se SEX Karne Laga Biwi ne Dekh liya..
Biwi-Kuchh to sharm Karo.
Santa-Sharm kis baat ki,
AB.... Tere chakar me purane sambandh to nhi tod sakta.!.

JOKE OF THE DAY

BABA CHO*DU DAS K UNSUNE UPDESH:
3 Cheeze Zindagi Me 1 Baar Milti He
(1)L*UND
(2)PAHLI CH*UDAI
(3)JAWANI
3 Cheeze Soch Samajh Kar Uthao
(1)L*ODA
(2)HATHODA
(3)DARU SANG SODA
3 Cheeze Soch Kar Karo
(1)PADOSAN SE CH*UDAI
(2)KHET ME KHUDAI
(3)DOST KI VIDAI
3 Cheeze Kisi Ka Intezar Nahi Karti
(1)RANDI KI CH*OOT
(2)BIGDA HUA BHOOT
(3)AATA HUA MOOT
3 Cheeze Choti Na Samjho
(1)SOYA L*UND
(2)AATI THUND
(3)JATI THUND
3 Cheeze hmesa dard deti hai.
(1)KUNWARI CH*OOT
(2)DAKU KI LOOT
(3)ATKA HUA MOOT
3 Cheeze hmesa apko khush rhekegi
(1)CH*ODAN KI KHUMARI
(2)BHOJAN KI TAIYARI
(3)MERI YARI..

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Boyfriend ko aaya krodh.Usne di apni girlfriend ch*od.Wo bhi bina lagaye nirodh.Girlfrend kar na saki iska virodh.Aur Boli mujhe AIDS tha mad*archo*d
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Grl- kaun ho tum ?
boy- hasrat tumari.

g- dekhte kya ho ?
b- surat tumari.

g- karte kya ho ?
b- pooja tumari.

g- kamate kya ho ?
b- ek nazar tumari.

g- chahte kya ho ?
b- mohabbat tumari.

g- pachtaoge !
b- kismat hamari.

g- mai shaadi-shuda hun!
b- maa ki ch*ut tumhari !!
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How to recharge sex card ? scratch panty press nip*ple enter l*und and hear sound aah..your card recharged sucessfuLly balance 1child validity-9 months
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Drink karo to ankhe lal , mehandi lagao to hath lal, kiss karo to lips lal, ch*ut maro to l*and lal, pakade gaye to g*@nd lal or bach gaye to jiyo mere lal.
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A risky Questions:-
Agar 1 taraf sher khada ho..

Aur.,

Dusri taraf.,Mera khada ho.,to batao.,
tum kis ki taraf jaoge?
Ab hanso mat bolo,jaan pyari ya ga*and?
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Madam-chintu jb main pdhati hu to tm sar pr thook q lagate ho?
Chintu -madam vo meri mom raat ko papa se kehti hai ki agar ander nhi ghus raha to thook laga lo.
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Jabse Uski
Maari Hai.
Wah Wah
Pehle Sun To Le Bho*sdi ke
Jabse Uski
Mari Hai
Khoon Ka
Silsila Jari Hai
Tu
Chup Chap SMS Padh le
Aaj Raat Ko Teri Hi Bari Hai..
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Father &son went 2 medical store.
Father buy a pack of Condoms.
Son- wats dis
Father- its medicine 4 killing rats.
Son- Oh bhench*od!
Ch*ut me bhi chuhe!
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.Wife husband ka L*und pakar k boli Mere Laal mere sonay uth ja na! Husband,es ko ch*oot main lena hai ya school bhejna hai.

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Dil Uska Fir Dukha Dia Humne
Us Ko 1Bar Fir ULLU Bana Dia Hmne
Nam Bata K Usko LOLLIPOP Ka
"Andhere me dubara L*ODA" Chusa Dia Hamne..!!>>
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Master:Tumne Homework Nahi Kiya,Batao Kya Saza Du?
BOY:Wo Ladki Jo Last Seat Pe Bethi Hai
Usne Bhi Nahi Kiya,
Hum Dono Ko Nanga Kar K Bathroom Me Band Kar Do :
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L*und ke bharose jiya nahi karte,

Ch*ut ke pyalo ko piya nhi karte,

Kuch dost bho*sdi ke aise b hote hai,

Jinki ga*and me ungli na karo to wo yaad kiya nhi karte
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Ladka ladki sex kar rahe the.

Ladka bola:- Kya hum shadi kar le?

Ladki boli:- Mazdur ho mazduri karo factory ka malik banne ki koshish mat karo.
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SEX k Waqt ladki ne apne legs faila k boyfriend se puchha: Hamare bachche ka naam kya hoga? BOY Condom pehen k bola: Is ke baad bhi hoga to "JAADU" rakhenge.
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Man setting up password,,
Wife sitting besides.

He typed 'PE*NIS' as his password.

Wife fell-off her chair laughing when PC replied-

"Password too short..!!"

JOKE OF THE DAY

1 Pakistani Delhi aya or Taxi wale se mazaaq mai- yaar 1947 ke partition me mere abba India me apna L*UND bhul gye the tumko pta hai wo kahan milega?
Taxiwala- janab samne wale ghar me ek jhola rkha ha jisme wo sare lu*nd hai jo partition ke time yaha rah gye the, aap wo pura jhola le jao.
Jo LU*ND apki maa ki CH*OOT me fit aye wo rkh lena baki JUM*ME KI NA*MAJ me bant dena..

Ladki ki shadi hui,

saheli ne pucha kya hua,

ladki-choli uthi lehnga utha,

khul gayi dori daman ki,

us raat to main aisi ch*udi jaise lanka lut gayi Ravan ki
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Arz kiya hai..
Ch*ud jati hain ladkiyan salwar utarne ke baad
aage
aage kya?
Wapas pahan leti hain salwar ch*ud jane ke baad.
Waah waah..!
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Samta CHOR ko pkd k bamta se: Iski G*AND maro,3 bar dala mgr andr ni gya.Santa:CHAKU lao or iski Ga*nd FAAD do.Chor(Ghabra k):1 bar "THUK" lga k try kar lo plz
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Shuagrat me ldka kmre me aya dulhan se bola-jaldi kpde utaro.ldki ne utar diye. Ldka sex krne k bad bola-ab jldi kpde pahno,dulha aane wala h
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Boy fuc*king his neighbour girl. Girl-do u know u fu*ck better than ur father. Boy-i know ur mom also says so.
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Kya tumm chhote bade ho sakte ho? Kya tumm moo se paani or malaye nikal sakte ho? Nahi na? Beta sirf shakl Lu*nd jaisi hone se koi LU*ND nahi bann jata..
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Police inspector: Ja*tt ji, jis car ne aapko takkar mari uska rang aur no. kya tha?
Ja*tt: Rang aur no. to mujhe yaad nahi,
albatta us gaadi ko jo madam chala rahi thi,
uski shirt ke 2 button khule the,
laal bra dikh rahi thi,
mamme shayad 36 size ke the,
gale mein sone ka locket tha,
jo kabhi left mamme ko touch kar raha tha,
kabhi right ko,
hath mai Cell tha,
aur haan shriman, uske mamme pe ek til bhi tha..!

Baaki mera dhyan driving pe tha..
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Madam Clas Me: Baccho, I 4 Ink J 4 Jug K 4 Kite L 4 L*und, Sorry Baccho Galti Se Muh Se Nikal Gya. Pappu: Koi Bat Nhi Mam Wapas Muh Me Le Lijiye
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Duniya k 5 sabse muskil kaam:
1-cheeti ki ch*uchi dbana.
2-kutiya ko bra phnana.
3-machhar ko condom phnana.
4-giraf ki g*and marna.
5-murde ki mu*tth marna.
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Pehli Bar SEX Ke Bad LADKI Dar Ke Bathrum Me Jakar Rone Lagi.
Ladka: Q Ro Rahi Ho?
Ladki: Jab Andar Gaya 6 INCH Ka Tha Bahar 3 INCH Ka Aya,Baki Kaha Reh Gaya?
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Senior student :Koi aise gaali bana jo kisi ne suni na ho par sabse badi ho.
Junior:duniya ke saare l*und ek jhopde main aur vo jhopda teri maa ke bh*osde me.
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Mirza Galib Ne Periods Wali Ch*ut Dekhi To Arz Kiya

Salwar Ke Niche Ke Hole Se Ris-Ris Ke Pani Lal Aata Hai

Ama Miya Kya Mohtarma Ka "BHO*SADA" B Paan Khata Hai

JOKE OF THE DAY

Raja Sahaab ke Marte Samay ki Nasihat:
To Son - Apne Rishte ki Aurton Se Jhuk Kar Mila Karo, taaki L*und Dur rahe.
To Daughter - Apni Bra Mein Thodi Rui Rakha Karo Taaki Nip*ple Nazar Na Aaye.
To Damaad - Barkhudar, Cho*dne aur Khodne Ka Farak Samjho. Cho*dne men Zor aur Khodne mein Shor, Tum Ulta karte ho.
To Bahu - Bahu Ga*and Marwaane se Bacche Paida Nahi hote, Aisa hota to Sab se Zyaada iss ke hote jo Abhi Ye Msg Padh ke khush ho raha hai...

100 ladko se sawal kiya gaya ki bra-panty kaisi acchi lagti hai,
44 ladko n kha Pink,
54 ladko n kha black,
2 apne jaise intlgnt ladko ne kaha UTRI HUI
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Sweet inocent newly marid grl to hr husbnd-ek bt kanhu ap maroge to ni?
huby-no darln tel me
grl-i m... I m... I m pragnent
huby-ye to bot khushi ki bt h marunga kyn
grl inocently-pta ni pr shadi se pehle papa ko bola tha to unhone to bot mara tha.;)
dekha thi na inocent
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Boy to Girl -aaj kal ladkiyo ki badi demand hai naa.
Girl-''ye demand aur bhi jyada hoti agar tum ladke ga*and na marwana chalu
karte............................
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Santa's father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if ur wife is virgin, shoot her if not.
Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.
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BACHPN ME SEX KA NAAM SUNTE HI KAAN KHADE HO
JATE THE !
JAWANI ME LU*LLI,!
AUR,
BUDHAPE ME 'RONGTE',

MARD to MARD HAI,

KUCH NA KUCH KHADA KAR HI LETA HAI !.?
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Mal*lika shrawat ghode pe baithi.
Ghodewala-Madam lgta H ghoda bhut khush Hai?
Mal*lika-Ghoda Ho Ya Loda ho,meri 2 tango k beech jo b aata hai khush hi rhta hai.
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Dalo To Aisa Ki Kabhi Na Nikle

Tere dil se mera khayal JäNi

Tum Ne Auron K Bhi Pakde Honge Aj Mera Bhi Pakdo

Hath apne Hath me JäNi

Yad Hai Kaisa Chusaya Tha Tumko

Aam Ka Achar JäNi

Ab Jhuko To Dalu tujh me

Apna l*und Jani,

beta har bar mazak nhi hota... ;-)

JOKE OF THE DAY

One day a sad monkey wanted to end his life.
so,
he went up to a sleeping lion and put his finger in the lion's ass.
the lion woke up angry and roared,
Lion: Who did that?
Who has called for his death ?
Monkey: Its me.
Lion:Did anyone see you ?
Monkey:No.
Lion: Ok, do it again !.
Moral : Akele rah rah kar Jungle ka badshah bhi Gan*doo ho jata hai. So keep in touch.

Sarfira shayar ek shadi ki mehfil me DULHAN se:
"Naazo se pali ho sasural ja rahi ho"
Wah!! Wah!!
"Patak-patak k ch*odega mad*archod bekaar me muskra rahi ho.
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Girls hostel ki light 3din se gayab.Tang aa kr mdam ne Elect.deprtmnt ko phone kiya aur kaha..3 din se ladkian mombati se kam chala rhi he,Aaj to aadmi bhej do.
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Yamraj-Tum Narak Me ho
Pr Tmhare Papo Ki Saza Aisi Hogi Ki
Roj Raat 3Glass Daru Or 1Ladki Milegi

Man:WOW

Y:Glass Me Ched Hoga
Pr
Ladki Me Nahi!
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Chintu - papa aaj Se school me 1 Period sex Education ka bhi Shuru ho gaya Hai
Dad - good... Lekin Tum Lu*LLI Kyo hila Rahe ho?
Chintu - Home work Mila hai
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Hrami bacha dukndar se-suji h?
Dukndar-ha
Bacha-itni kyu marwai thi ki suj gayi.
Nxt day-Bacha-suji h? Dukndar-nahi h
Bacha dukan kya g*and marwane k lie kholi h

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