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1 balatkari narak jata hai.
Yamraj-Ise oil me fry karo.
Aftr 4 hrs Yam-Ab tk fry nhi kiya?
Doot-Chulha jalane k liye b jhuko to Ye Ga*nd marna shuru kr deta hai.
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Ghar ki bell baji.Gown pehni hui BV ne gate khola. Gate pe shohar ka dost tha. Dost ne pucha wo kaha hai. BV: naha rahe hai. Dost : aggar tum mujhe apna badan dikhaoge to me tumhe 5000 Rs doonga. BV ne 5000 lekar apna badan dikha diya. Dost ne phir kaha ki agar tum mere sath sex karo to me tume 6000Rs doonga. BV ne 6000 Rs lekar apni bachi ijjat bhi usko de di. Bathroom se nikalkar pati ne pööcha kon tha. BV ne kha apka koi dost jahagir tha.
Pati bola us har*amja*ade ne mujhse 11000 udhaar le rakhe the usne diye kya?
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Gandhigiri Ki misal
ladki ka rappe hua

rappe k baad

Ladki ne karwat badli ar vinamrata se kaha-LO JI AGR AB KHADA HO TO PICHE ki B MAAR Lo.....
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Lady-Dr fu*di me makhi ghus gai!
Dr-main honey lagake pe*nis dalta hu nikal jayegi. Dr starts enjoying. Lady-wat r u doing?
Dr-plan changed, Andar hi mardunga..
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A Dost tera nam kya rakhu
KHWAB rakha to tut jayega
DIL rakha to dard ban jayga
Chal tera naam LU*ND rakh deta hu
Sukh dukh me khada to ho jayega.
GO0D NIGHT..
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Samta Ku*tti se SEX Karne Laga Biwi ne Dekh liya..
Biwi-Kuchh to sharm Karo.
Santa-Sharm kis baat ki,
AB.... Tere chakar me purane sambandh to nhi tod sakta.!.

JOKE OF THE DAY

BABA CHO*DU DAS K UNSUNE UPDESH:
3 Cheeze Zindagi Me 1 Baar Milti He
(1)L*UND
(2)PAHLI CH*UDAI
(3)JAWANI
3 Cheeze Soch Samajh Kar Uthao
(1)L*ODA
(2)HATHODA
(3)DARU SANG SODA
3 Cheeze Soch Kar Karo
(1)PADOSAN SE CH*UDAI
(2)KHET ME KHUDAI
(3)DOST KI VIDAI
3 Cheeze Kisi Ka Intezar Nahi Karti
(1)RANDI KI CH*OOT
(2)BIGDA HUA BHOOT
(3)AATA HUA MOOT
3 Cheeze Choti Na Samjho
(1)SOYA L*UND
(2)AATI THUND
(3)JATI THUND
3 Cheeze hmesa dard deti hai.
(1)KUNWARI CH*OOT
(2)DAKU KI LOOT
(3)ATKA HUA MOOT
3 Cheeze hmesa apko khush rhekegi
(1)CH*ODAN KI KHUMARI
(2)BHOJAN KI TAIYARI
(3)MERI YARI..

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Boyfriend ko aaya krodh.Usne di apni girlfriend ch*od.Wo bhi bina lagaye nirodh.Girlfrend kar na saki iska virodh.Aur Boli mujhe AIDS tha mad*archo*d
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Grl- kaun ho tum ?
boy- hasrat tumari.

g- dekhte kya ho ?
b- surat tumari.

g- karte kya ho ?
b- pooja tumari.

g- kamate kya ho ?
b- ek nazar tumari.

g- chahte kya ho ?
b- mohabbat tumari.

g- pachtaoge !
b- kismat hamari.

g- mai shaadi-shuda hun!
b- maa ki ch*ut tumhari !!
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How to recharge sex card ? scratch panty press nip*ple enter l*und and hear sound aah..your card recharged sucessfuLly balance 1child validity-9 months
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Drink karo to ankhe lal , mehandi lagao to hath lal, kiss karo to lips lal, ch*ut maro to l*and lal, pakade gaye to g*@nd lal or bach gaye to jiyo mere lal.
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A risky Questions:-
Agar 1 taraf sher khada ho..

Aur.,

Dusri taraf.,Mera khada ho.,to batao.,
tum kis ki taraf jaoge?
Ab hanso mat bolo,jaan pyari ya ga*and?
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Madam-chintu jb main pdhati hu to tm sar pr thook q lagate ho?
Chintu -madam vo meri mom raat ko papa se kehti hai ki agar ander nhi ghus raha to thook laga lo.
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Jabse Uski
Maari Hai.
Wah Wah
Pehle Sun To Le Bho*sdi ke
Jabse Uski
Mari Hai
Khoon Ka
Silsila Jari Hai
Tu
Chup Chap SMS Padh le
Aaj Raat Ko Teri Hi Bari Hai..
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Father &son went 2 medical store.
Father buy a pack of Condoms.
Son- wats dis
Father- its medicine 4 killing rats.
Son- Oh bhench*od!
Ch*ut me bhi chuhe!
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.Wife husband ka L*und pakar k boli Mere Laal mere sonay uth ja na! Husband,es ko ch*oot main lena hai ya school bhejna hai.

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