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Saturday, July 23, 2011
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Dil Uska Fir Dukha Dia Humne
Us Ko 1Bar Fir ULLU Bana Dia Hmne
Nam Bata K Usko LOLLIPOP Ka
"Andhere me dubara L*ODA" Chusa Dia Hamne..!!>>
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Master:Tumne Homework Nahi Kiya,Batao Kya Saza Du?
BOY:Wo Ladki Jo Last Seat Pe Bethi Hai
Usne Bhi Nahi Kiya,
Hum Dono Ko Nanga Kar K Bathroom Me Band Kar Do :
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L*und ke bharose jiya nahi karte,
Ch*ut ke pyalo ko piya nhi karte,
Kuch dost bho*sdi ke aise b hote hai,
Jinki ga*and me ungli na karo to wo yaad kiya nhi karte
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Ladka ladki sex kar rahe the.
Ladka bola:- Kya hum shadi kar le?
Ladki boli:- Mazdur ho mazduri karo factory ka malik banne ki koshish mat karo.
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SEX k Waqt ladki ne apne legs faila k boyfriend se puchha: Hamare bachche ka naam kya hoga? BOY Condom pehen k bola: Is ke baad bhi hoga to "JAADU" rakhenge.
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Man setting up password,,
Wife sitting besides.
He typed 'PE*NIS' as his password.
Wife fell-off her chair laughing when PC replied-
"Password too short..!!"
1 Pakistani Delhi aya or Taxi wale se mazaaq mai- yaar 1947 ke partition me mere abba India me apna L*UND bhul gye the tumko pta hai wo kahan milega?
Taxiwala- janab samne wale ghar me ek jhola rkha ha jisme wo sare lu*nd hai jo partition ke time yaha rah gye the, aap wo pura jhola le jao.
Jo LU*ND apki maa ki CH*OOT me fit aye wo rkh lena baki JUM*ME KI NA*MAJ me bant dena..
Ladki ki shadi hui,
saheli ne pucha kya hua,
ladki-choli uthi lehnga utha,
khul gayi dori daman ki,
us raat to main aisi ch*udi jaise lanka lut gayi Ravan ki
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Arz kiya hai..
Ch*ud jati hain ladkiyan salwar utarne ke baad
aage
aage kya?
Wapas pahan leti hain salwar ch*ud jane ke baad.
Waah waah..!
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Samta CHOR ko pkd k bamta se: Iski G*AND maro,3 bar dala mgr andr ni gya.Santa:CHAKU lao or iski Ga*nd FAAD do.Chor(Ghabra k):1 bar "THUK" lga k try kar lo plz
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Shuagrat me ldka kmre me aya dulhan se bola-jaldi kpde utaro.ldki ne utar diye. Ldka sex krne k bad bola-ab jldi kpde pahno,dulha aane wala h
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Boy fuc*king his neighbour girl. Girl-do u know u fu*ck better than ur father. Boy-i know ur mom also says so.
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Kya tumm chhote bade ho sakte ho? Kya tumm moo se paani or malaye nikal sakte ho? Nahi na? Beta sirf shakl Lu*nd jaisi hone se koi LU*ND nahi bann jata..
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Us Ko 1Bar Fir ULLU Bana Dia Hmne
Nam Bata K Usko LOLLIPOP Ka
"Andhere me dubara L*ODA" Chusa Dia Hamne..!!>>
----------------------------
Master:Tumne Homework Nahi Kiya,Batao Kya Saza Du?
BOY:Wo Ladki Jo Last Seat Pe Bethi Hai
Usne Bhi Nahi Kiya,
Hum Dono Ko Nanga Kar K Bathroom Me Band Kar Do :
-----------------------------
L*und ke bharose jiya nahi karte,
Ch*ut ke pyalo ko piya nhi karte,
Kuch dost bho*sdi ke aise b hote hai,
Jinki ga*and me ungli na karo to wo yaad kiya nhi karte
------------------------------
Ladka ladki sex kar rahe the.
Ladka bola:- Kya hum shadi kar le?
Ladki boli:- Mazdur ho mazduri karo factory ka malik banne ki koshish mat karo.
------------------------------
SEX k Waqt ladki ne apne legs faila k boyfriend se puchha: Hamare bachche ka naam kya hoga? BOY Condom pehen k bola: Is ke baad bhi hoga to "JAADU" rakhenge.
--------------------------
Man setting up password,,
Wife sitting besides.
He typed 'PE*NIS' as his password.
Wife fell-off her chair laughing when PC replied-
"Password too short..!!"
JOKE OF THE DAY
Taxiwala- janab samne wale ghar me ek jhola rkha ha jisme wo sare lu*nd hai jo partition ke time yaha rah gye the, aap wo pura jhola le jao.
Jo LU*ND apki maa ki CH*OOT me fit aye wo rkh lena baki JUM*ME KI NA*MAJ me bant dena..
Ladki ki shadi hui,
saheli ne pucha kya hua,
ladki-choli uthi lehnga utha,
khul gayi dori daman ki,
us raat to main aisi ch*udi jaise lanka lut gayi Ravan ki
----------------------------
Arz kiya hai..
Ch*ud jati hain ladkiyan salwar utarne ke baad
aage
aage kya?
Wapas pahan leti hain salwar ch*ud jane ke baad.
Waah waah..!
-----------------------------
Samta CHOR ko pkd k bamta se: Iski G*AND maro,3 bar dala mgr andr ni gya.Santa:CHAKU lao or iski Ga*nd FAAD do.Chor(Ghabra k):1 bar "THUK" lga k try kar lo plz
------------------------------
Shuagrat me ldka kmre me aya dulhan se bola-jaldi kpde utaro.ldki ne utar diye. Ldka sex krne k bad bola-ab jldi kpde pahno,dulha aane wala h
------------------------------.
Boy fuc*king his neighbour girl. Girl-do u know u fu*ck better than ur father. Boy-i know ur mom also says so.
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Kya tumm chhote bade ho sakte ho? Kya tumm moo se paani or malaye nikal sakte ho? Nahi na? Beta sirf shakl Lu*nd jaisi hone se koi LU*ND nahi bann jata..
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