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Saturday, July 23, 2011
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Santa's father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if ur wife is virgin, shoot her if not.
Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.
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BACHPN ME SEX KA NAAM SUNTE HI KAAN KHADE HO
JATE THE !
JAWANI ME LU*LLI,!
AUR,
BUDHAPE ME 'RONGTE',
MARD to MARD HAI,
KUCH NA KUCH KHADA KAR HI LETA HAI !.?
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Mal*lika shrawat ghode pe baithi.
Ghodewala-Madam lgta H ghoda bhut khush Hai?
Mal*lika-Ghoda Ho Ya Loda ho,meri 2 tango k beech jo b aata hai khush hi rhta hai.
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Dalo To Aisa Ki Kabhi Na Nikle
Tere dil se mera khayal JäNi
Tum Ne Auron K Bhi Pakde Honge Aj Mera Bhi Pakdo
Hath apne Hath me JäNi
Yad Hai Kaisa Chusaya Tha Tumko
Aam Ka Achar JäNi
Ab Jhuko To Dalu tujh me
Apna l*und Jani,
beta har bar mazak nhi hota... ;-)
One day a sad monkey wanted to end his life.
so,
he went up to a sleeping lion and put his finger in the lion's ass.
the lion woke up angry and roared,
Lion: Who did that?
Who has called for his death ?
Monkey: Its me.
Lion:Did anyone see you ?
Monkey:No.
Lion: Ok, do it again !.
Moral : Akele rah rah kar Jungle ka badshah bhi Gan*doo ho jata hai. So keep in touch.
Sarfira shayar ek shadi ki mehfil me DULHAN se:
"Naazo se pali ho sasural ja rahi ho"
Wah!! Wah!!
"Patak-patak k ch*odega mad*archod bekaar me muskra rahi ho.
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Girls hostel ki light 3din se gayab.Tang aa kr mdam ne Elect.deprtmnt ko phone kiya aur kaha..3 din se ladkian mombati se kam chala rhi he,Aaj to aadmi bhej do.
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Yamraj-Tum Narak Me ho
Pr Tmhare Papo Ki Saza Aisi Hogi Ki
Roj Raat 3Glass Daru Or 1Ladki Milegi
Man:WOW
Y:Glass Me Ched Hoga
Pr
Ladki Me Nahi!
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Chintu - papa aaj Se school me 1 Period sex Education ka bhi Shuru ho gaya Hai
Dad - good... Lekin Tum Lu*LLI Kyo hila Rahe ho?
Chintu - Home work Mila hai
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Hrami bacha dukndar se-suji h?
Dukndar-ha
Bacha-itni kyu marwai thi ki suj gayi.
Nxt day-Bacha-suji h? Dukndar-nahi h
Bacha dukan kya g*and marwane k lie kholi h
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Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.
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BACHPN ME SEX KA NAAM SUNTE HI KAAN KHADE HO
JATE THE !
JAWANI ME LU*LLI,!
AUR,
BUDHAPE ME 'RONGTE',
MARD to MARD HAI,
KUCH NA KUCH KHADA KAR HI LETA HAI !.?
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Mal*lika shrawat ghode pe baithi.
Ghodewala-Madam lgta H ghoda bhut khush Hai?
Mal*lika-Ghoda Ho Ya Loda ho,meri 2 tango k beech jo b aata hai khush hi rhta hai.
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Dalo To Aisa Ki Kabhi Na Nikle
Tere dil se mera khayal JäNi
Tum Ne Auron K Bhi Pakde Honge Aj Mera Bhi Pakdo
Hath apne Hath me JäNi
Yad Hai Kaisa Chusaya Tha Tumko
Aam Ka Achar JäNi
Ab Jhuko To Dalu tujh me
Apna l*und Jani,
beta har bar mazak nhi hota... ;-)
JOKE OF THE DAY
so,
he went up to a sleeping lion and put his finger in the lion's ass.
the lion woke up angry and roared,
Lion: Who did that?
Who has called for his death ?
Monkey: Its me.
Lion:Did anyone see you ?
Monkey:No.
Lion: Ok, do it again !.
Moral : Akele rah rah kar Jungle ka badshah bhi Gan*doo ho jata hai. So keep in touch.
Sarfira shayar ek shadi ki mehfil me DULHAN se:
"Naazo se pali ho sasural ja rahi ho"
Wah!! Wah!!
"Patak-patak k ch*odega mad*archod bekaar me muskra rahi ho.
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Girls hostel ki light 3din se gayab.Tang aa kr mdam ne Elect.deprtmnt ko phone kiya aur kaha..3 din se ladkian mombati se kam chala rhi he,Aaj to aadmi bhej do.
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Yamraj-Tum Narak Me ho
Pr Tmhare Papo Ki Saza Aisi Hogi Ki
Roj Raat 3Glass Daru Or 1Ladki Milegi
Man:WOW
Y:Glass Me Ched Hoga
Pr
Ladki Me Nahi!
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Chintu - papa aaj Se school me 1 Period sex Education ka bhi Shuru ho gaya Hai
Dad - good... Lekin Tum Lu*LLI Kyo hila Rahe ho?
Chintu - Home work Mila hai
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Hrami bacha dukndar se-suji h?
Dukndar-ha
Bacha-itni kyu marwai thi ki suj gayi.
Nxt day-Bacha-suji h? Dukndar-nahi h
Bacha dukan kya g*and marwane k lie kholi h
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