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Friday, April 8, 2011
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:"HONEYMOON"
H-hawas mita do
O-or chuso
N-n*anga karke
E-ek hi jhatke mein
Y-yeh gaya
M-mar dala
O-or dalo
O-or tez
N-ni..k..a.. l?g..a. y..a
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3-3 saal ka ladka or ladki pani k tub me n*ange naha rahe the
Ldki boli mai teri su su pakad lu kya
Ldka bola bilkul nhi apni su su to tod di ab meri bhi todegi.
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Jailer- Suna hai tum kavi ho.. Kuch sunao yaar..
Qaidi - "Gum-e-Ulfat me maar rahe ho jo Ga*and Hamari.
Jis Din Jamaanat hui Maa Cho*denge TumhAri...
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Sachche dost ki 3 nishani..
Ek toh behench*od kabi phone nahi karega..
Dusra har kaam k liye haan bolega lekin madarch*od ek din ka kaam dus din mein bhi nahi karega..
Aur teesrA, ladkiyo ko senti-wale sms bhejega aur humein la*uda-lasun, cho*ot, tat*te, mo*me wale sms bhejega..
Waahh re sache dost.......
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Salim ne Anarkali ko suhagrat me kaha "Janeman,tere kadmo me rakh dunga sara Khazana"?Anarkli ?"Maa chu*dane gya tera khazana, andar daal aur shuru kar Bajaana.
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Boy: Love or Arrange marriage ma kiya faraq hai.....
GIRL: Love marriage mein pehle se size ka pata chal jata hai aur Arrange mein naseeb apna apna...!!:
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Raja ne Samdar ko Saza-e-Maut sunai aur 1 Murgi de k kaha: Tum isko jaise maroge Mai Tumko waise marunga
Samdar ne Murgi ki Mundi Apni G*and me dal k daba di..!
Cinema me bachcha roya
Piche se awaj ayi.
Madam iske muh me 1 chu*chi dedo.
Bachche ka Baap bola
kon hai Bho*sdi k
Piche se firawaz ayi
Dusri iske MUH me dedo
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Mausam Badla aur
thand Ho Gayi,
Aapke Sms K Bina Zindagi jhand Ho Gayi,
Aap Hume Bhul Gaye Ho Kya Dost,
Ya phir g*and me Sms Ki khujli band Ho Gayi...!
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Techer k blouse me phool laga tha
Techer-Batao phool kya pite hai
Boy-DOODH
Techer-nahi pani pite hai
Boy-mem pata nahi tha iski dandi itne niche tak gai hai...
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Master Ji= Rinku,
A,B,C,D se shuru hone wala 1 sentence banao.?
rinku= Sir....
...
....
Master Ji= ha ha batao ghabrao nahi.
rinku= Apki Behan Ch*od
Duga.!! Gd M
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Jab ladki ki suhag raat k baad uski saheli puchhti hai, kaisi rahi suhag raat?
To vo batati hai-
"Aaye the wo der se, dil jala diya,
Pahle kiye kiwad band,
Fir deepak bhuja diya.
Pahle khel khelne lage seena tatolkar, fir khel khelne lage kapde khol kar.
Ek jang aisi chhidi palang par,
gole wali top rakh di surang per,
yeh tha 9 minute ka maja,
ab bhog rahi hu 9 mahine ki saja.
9 mahine baad 1 aisa hoga visfot,
jo ban jayga bharat k liye 1 aur vote..
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Jawani tere LU*ND pe is tarah aayi.
.
wah! wah!
.
saalo sunn to lo...
.
Jawani tere Lu*ND pe is tarah aayi..
.
Kuttiya ki GA*AND me b tujhe CH*UT Nazar aayi...!
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H-hawas mita do
O-or chuso
N-n*anga karke
E-ek hi jhatke mein
Y-yeh gaya
M-mar dala
O-or dalo
O-or tez
N-ni..k..a.. l?g..a. y..a
---------------------------
3-3 saal ka ladka or ladki pani k tub me n*ange naha rahe the
Ldki boli mai teri su su pakad lu kya
Ldka bola bilkul nhi apni su su to tod di ab meri bhi todegi.
---------------------------
Jailer- Suna hai tum kavi ho.. Kuch sunao yaar..
Qaidi - "Gum-e-Ulfat me maar rahe ho jo Ga*and Hamari.
Jis Din Jamaanat hui Maa Cho*denge TumhAri...
---------------------------
Sachche dost ki 3 nishani..
Ek toh behench*od kabi phone nahi karega..
Dusra har kaam k liye haan bolega lekin madarch*od ek din ka kaam dus din mein bhi nahi karega..
Aur teesrA, ladkiyo ko senti-wale sms bhejega aur humein la*uda-lasun, cho*ot, tat*te, mo*me wale sms bhejega..
Waahh re sache dost.......
-----------------------------
Salim ne Anarkali ko suhagrat me kaha "Janeman,tere kadmo me rakh dunga sara Khazana"?Anarkli ?"Maa chu*dane gya tera khazana, andar daal aur shuru kar Bajaana.
-----------------------------
Boy: Love or Arrange marriage ma kiya faraq hai.....
GIRL: Love marriage mein pehle se size ka pata chal jata hai aur Arrange mein naseeb apna apna...!!:
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JOKE OF THE DAY
Raja ne Samdar ko Saza-e-Maut sunai aur 1 Murgi de k kaha: Tum isko jaise maroge Mai Tumko waise marunga
Samdar ne Murgi ki Mundi Apni G*and me dal k daba di..!
Cinema me bachcha roya
Piche se awaj ayi.
Madam iske muh me 1 chu*chi dedo.
Bachche ka Baap bola
kon hai Bho*sdi k
Piche se firawaz ayi
Dusri iske MUH me dedo
----------------------------
Mausam Badla aur
thand Ho Gayi,
Aapke Sms K Bina Zindagi jhand Ho Gayi,
Aap Hume Bhul Gaye Ho Kya Dost,
Ya phir g*and me Sms Ki khujli band Ho Gayi...!
-----------------------------
Techer k blouse me phool laga tha
Techer-Batao phool kya pite hai
Boy-DOODH
Techer-nahi pani pite hai
Boy-mem pata nahi tha iski dandi itne niche tak gai hai...
------------------------------
Master Ji= Rinku,
A,B,C,D se shuru hone wala 1 sentence banao.?
rinku= Sir....
...
....
Master Ji= ha ha batao ghabrao nahi.
rinku= Apki Behan Ch*od
Duga.!! Gd M
---------------------------------
Jab ladki ki suhag raat k baad uski saheli puchhti hai, kaisi rahi suhag raat?
To vo batati hai-
"Aaye the wo der se, dil jala diya,
Pahle kiye kiwad band,
Fir deepak bhuja diya.
Pahle khel khelne lage seena tatolkar, fir khel khelne lage kapde khol kar.
Ek jang aisi chhidi palang par,
gole wali top rakh di surang per,
yeh tha 9 minute ka maja,
ab bhog rahi hu 9 mahine ki saja.
9 mahine baad 1 aisa hoga visfot,
jo ban jayga bharat k liye 1 aur vote..
-----------------------------------
Jawani tere LU*ND pe is tarah aayi.
.
wah! wah!
.
saalo sunn to lo...
.
Jawani tere Lu*ND pe is tarah aayi..
.
Kuttiya ki GA*AND me b tujhe CH*UT Nazar aayi...!
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