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Saturday, September 10, 2011
Adult sms
Mudat K Bad Dekha Badli Hui Thi Wo
N jane Kya Hadsa Hua Sehmi Hui
Thi Wo
Muje Dekh K Usne Chehra To Chupaya
Magr Uski Chaal Bata Rhi Thi Ch*udi Hui Thi wo...
...............................
Girl-meri bra ka kya size hai?
Boy-32
g-kaise?
b-kal to kholi thi
g-magar meri bra pe koi numbr nahi
b-to kya?
Civil engineer hu,plot dekhke area bata sakta hu.
...................................
Bachchon k doubt:
Babli - Tchr Tchr! Bus Male hai ya Female?
(Tchr Start thinking on a cute question the another kid replied)
Bunty-Tchr, Tchr It's Female.
Babli-Why
Bunty-Kyoki Sb Log Uspe Chadte Hain, Idiot.!
Tchr got tense with answer whereas
Babli In Doubt again-Agar Bus Female Hai Aur Sab Uspe Chadte Hain To Uske Bacche Kyo nahi hote ?
Teacher more tense...
Bunty again with answer-Kyoki Sab Us Par Peeche Se Chadte Hai duffer.
Teacher sharm se pani pani.
But Babli still in doubt-Maana Sabhi Peeche Se Chadte Hain par Driver Aur Conductor To Aagay Se Chadte Hain.
Phir Bachche Kyon Nahin Hote?
Teacher Ki Saanse band.
Bunty's final reply-Kyon Ki Woh Dono Topi Pehan ke Chadte Hain ...
Teacher Behosh!!@
Ustad guru ghantaal farmaate h:-
Machhli aur laundiya khud pakad k khao to he maza h.
L*und aur kanoon kabi hath m na lo.
Naukri aur tat*ton p kabhi laat na maro.
Ladki jitni b lambi ho,
lu*nd hmesha let kar hi leti h.
Lohe par hathoda aur Bho*sde par la*uda tab maro jab wo garam ho.
kismat ki karni,
ch*ut ki garmi aur
l*und ki besharmi nahi rukti.
Ehtiyaat s sex karo kyun k,
bandook se nikla faulaad aur cho*ot se nikli aulaad kabhi wapis nahi jati.
TRY ME
Similarity btwn BRA and BAR
1.Both hv same alphabets
2.Both r DRINKING zones
3.Both hv restrictd time of opening & closing
4.But when opened Both make MEN crazy !!! B-)
...............................
Sardar looks at the name plate of air hostess above her left breast... KOMAL !
With lots of confusion He asked......
"Doosra Waala SAKHT hai kya"..
................................
Collage Grl at Fees Counter:
Bhaiya Meri le lo
Man: 2 min ruko Aram se le lunga
Grl: Are Jaldi le lo Fir nhi de paungi Mera Period Shuru hone wala hai!!:) GN
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Cricketer describing a nude girl-There is no cover, there is no extra cover,there 2 silly points,2 fine legs and a deep gully,with little grass on the pitch.
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3 man talking 4 AIDS..
1.Mein to condom k bina karta nahi.
2.Mein to ungli may bhi pehenta hoon.
3.Mein to risk hi nahi leta padosi se hi karvata hoon
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Rehne ki yaha sabki aukat nahi hoti
2-3 peg k bina yaha raat nahi hoti
Ye Delhi hai meri Jaan
Ishq, daru, cigaret, Bench*od Or Madarch*od k bina bat nahi hoti.
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Teen Haqiqatien..
1) School ki ghanti
2) gareeb ka darwaja
3) aur ladki ki fudi
Jab bhi bajaoge andar se bache he nikalange.
-------------------------------
Pyaar humne b kiya tha,
Dil humne b diya tha...
Jab girlfriend ko L*UND Pakdaya.,
Woh Boli-
"Aur Koi Gift Do,
Pehle Wale Ne B Yahi Diya Tha.."
-------------------------------
Girls Aur Boys Ki Wo Kaun Si Jagah Hai Jaha Haddi Nahi Hoti..
'HONTH'
Kamino Kabhi lu*nd Aur ch*ut Se Bahar Bhi Nikal Aaya Karo.!
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N jane Kya Hadsa Hua Sehmi Hui
Thi Wo
Muje Dekh K Usne Chehra To Chupaya
Magr Uski Chaal Bata Rhi Thi Ch*udi Hui Thi wo...
...............................
Girl-meri bra ka kya size hai?
Boy-32
g-kaise?
b-kal to kholi thi
g-magar meri bra pe koi numbr nahi
b-to kya?
Civil engineer hu,plot dekhke area bata sakta hu.
...................................
Bachchon k doubt:
Babli - Tchr Tchr! Bus Male hai ya Female?
(Tchr Start thinking on a cute question the another kid replied)
Bunty-Tchr, Tchr It's Female.
Babli-Why
Bunty-Kyoki Sb Log Uspe Chadte Hain, Idiot.!
Tchr got tense with answer whereas
Babli In Doubt again-Agar Bus Female Hai Aur Sab Uspe Chadte Hain To Uske Bacche Kyo nahi hote ?
Teacher more tense...
Bunty again with answer-Kyoki Sab Us Par Peeche Se Chadte Hai duffer.
Teacher sharm se pani pani.
But Babli still in doubt-Maana Sabhi Peeche Se Chadte Hain par Driver Aur Conductor To Aagay Se Chadte Hain.
Phir Bachche Kyon Nahin Hote?
Teacher Ki Saanse band.
Bunty's final reply-Kyon Ki Woh Dono Topi Pehan ke Chadte Hain ...
Teacher Behosh!!@
JOKE OF THE DAY
Ustad guru ghantaal farmaate h:-
Machhli aur laundiya khud pakad k khao to he maza h.
L*und aur kanoon kabi hath m na lo.
Naukri aur tat*ton p kabhi laat na maro.
Ladki jitni b lambi ho,
lu*nd hmesha let kar hi leti h.
Lohe par hathoda aur Bho*sde par la*uda tab maro jab wo garam ho.
kismat ki karni,
ch*ut ki garmi aur
l*und ki besharmi nahi rukti.
Ehtiyaat s sex karo kyun k,
bandook se nikla faulaad aur cho*ot se nikli aulaad kabhi wapis nahi jati.
TRY ME
Similarity btwn BRA and BAR
1.Both hv same alphabets
2.Both r DRINKING zones
3.Both hv restrictd time of opening & closing
4.But when opened Both make MEN crazy !!! B-)
...............................
Sardar looks at the name plate of air hostess above her left breast... KOMAL !
With lots of confusion He asked......
"Doosra Waala SAKHT hai kya"..
................................
Collage Grl at Fees Counter:
Bhaiya Meri le lo
Man: 2 min ruko Aram se le lunga
Grl: Are Jaldi le lo Fir nhi de paungi Mera Period Shuru hone wala hai!!:) GN
-----------------------------------
Cricketer describing a nude girl-There is no cover, there is no extra cover,there 2 silly points,2 fine legs and a deep gully,with little grass on the pitch.
------------------------------------
3 man talking 4 AIDS..
1.Mein to condom k bina karta nahi.
2.Mein to ungli may bhi pehenta hoon.
3.Mein to risk hi nahi leta padosi se hi karvata hoon
-------------------------------------
Rehne ki yaha sabki aukat nahi hoti
2-3 peg k bina yaha raat nahi hoti
Ye Delhi hai meri Jaan
Ishq, daru, cigaret, Bench*od Or Madarch*od k bina bat nahi hoti.
--------------------------------------
Teen Haqiqatien..
1) School ki ghanti
2) gareeb ka darwaja
3) aur ladki ki fudi
Jab bhi bajaoge andar se bache he nikalange.
-------------------------------
Pyaar humne b kiya tha,
Dil humne b diya tha...
Jab girlfriend ko L*UND Pakdaya.,
Woh Boli-
"Aur Koi Gift Do,
Pehle Wale Ne B Yahi Diya Tha.."
-------------------------------
Girls Aur Boys Ki Wo Kaun Si Jagah Hai Jaha Haddi Nahi Hoti..
'HONTH'
Kamino Kabhi lu*nd Aur ch*ut Se Bahar Bhi Nikal Aaya Karo.!
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