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Saturday, July 23, 2011
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Police inspector: Ja*tt ji, jis car ne aapko takkar mari uska rang aur no. kya tha?
Ja*tt: Rang aur no. to mujhe yaad nahi,
albatta us gaadi ko jo madam chala rahi thi,
uski shirt ke 2 button khule the,
laal bra dikh rahi thi,
mamme shayad 36 size ke the,
gale mein sone ka locket tha,
jo kabhi left mamme ko touch kar raha tha,
kabhi right ko,
hath mai Cell tha,
aur haan shriman, uske mamme pe ek til bhi tha..!
Baaki mera dhyan driving pe tha..
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Madam Clas Me: Baccho, I 4 Ink J 4 Jug K 4 Kite L 4 L*und, Sorry Baccho Galti Se Muh Se Nikal Gya. Pappu: Koi Bat Nhi Mam Wapas Muh Me Le Lijiye
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Duniya k 5 sabse muskil kaam:
1-cheeti ki ch*uchi dbana.
2-kutiya ko bra phnana.
3-machhar ko condom phnana.
4-giraf ki g*and marna.
5-murde ki mu*tth marna.
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Pehli Bar SEX Ke Bad LADKI Dar Ke Bathrum Me Jakar Rone Lagi.
Ladka: Q Ro Rahi Ho?
Ladki: Jab Andar Gaya 6 INCH Ka Tha Bahar 3 INCH Ka Aya,Baki Kaha Reh Gaya?
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Senior student :Koi aise gaali bana jo kisi ne suni na ho par sabse badi ho.
Junior:duniya ke saare l*und ek jhopde main aur vo jhopda teri maa ke bh*osde me.
-------------------------------.
Mirza Galib Ne Periods Wali Ch*ut Dekhi To Arz Kiya
Salwar Ke Niche Ke Hole Se Ris-Ris Ke Pani Lal Aata Hai
Ama Miya Kya Mohtarma Ka "BHO*SADA" B Paan Khata Hai
Raja Sahaab ke Marte Samay ki Nasihat:
To Son - Apne Rishte ki Aurton Se Jhuk Kar Mila Karo, taaki L*und Dur rahe.
To Daughter - Apni Bra Mein Thodi Rui Rakha Karo Taaki Nip*ple Nazar Na Aaye.
To Damaad - Barkhudar, Cho*dne aur Khodne Ka Farak Samjho. Cho*dne men Zor aur Khodne mein Shor, Tum Ulta karte ho.
To Bahu - Bahu Ga*and Marwaane se Bacche Paida Nahi hote, Aisa hota to Sab se Zyaada iss ke hote jo Abhi Ye Msg Padh ke khush ho raha hai...
100 ladko se sawal kiya gaya ki bra-panty kaisi acchi lagti hai,
44 ladko n kha Pink,
54 ladko n kha black,
2 apne jaise intlgnt ladko ne kaha UTRI HUI
---------------------------
Sweet inocent newly marid grl to hr husbnd-ek bt kanhu ap maroge to ni?
huby-no darln tel me
grl-i m... I m... I m pragnent
huby-ye to bot khushi ki bt h marunga kyn
grl inocently-pta ni pr shadi se pehle papa ko bola tha to unhone to bot mara tha.;)
dekha thi na inocent
----------------------------
Boy to Girl -aaj kal ladkiyo ki badi demand hai naa.
Girl-''ye demand aur bhi jyada hoti agar tum ladke ga*and na marwana chalu
karte............................
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Ja*tt: Rang aur no. to mujhe yaad nahi,
albatta us gaadi ko jo madam chala rahi thi,
uski shirt ke 2 button khule the,
laal bra dikh rahi thi,
mamme shayad 36 size ke the,
gale mein sone ka locket tha,
jo kabhi left mamme ko touch kar raha tha,
kabhi right ko,
hath mai Cell tha,
aur haan shriman, uske mamme pe ek til bhi tha..!
Baaki mera dhyan driving pe tha..
------------------------------
Madam Clas Me: Baccho, I 4 Ink J 4 Jug K 4 Kite L 4 L*und, Sorry Baccho Galti Se Muh Se Nikal Gya. Pappu: Koi Bat Nhi Mam Wapas Muh Me Le Lijiye
------------------------------
Duniya k 5 sabse muskil kaam:
1-cheeti ki ch*uchi dbana.
2-kutiya ko bra phnana.
3-machhar ko condom phnana.
4-giraf ki g*and marna.
5-murde ki mu*tth marna.
-------------------------------
Pehli Bar SEX Ke Bad LADKI Dar Ke Bathrum Me Jakar Rone Lagi.
Ladka: Q Ro Rahi Ho?
Ladki: Jab Andar Gaya 6 INCH Ka Tha Bahar 3 INCH Ka Aya,Baki Kaha Reh Gaya?
-------------------------------
Senior student :Koi aise gaali bana jo kisi ne suni na ho par sabse badi ho.
Junior:duniya ke saare l*und ek jhopde main aur vo jhopda teri maa ke bh*osde me.
-------------------------------.
Mirza Galib Ne Periods Wali Ch*ut Dekhi To Arz Kiya
Salwar Ke Niche Ke Hole Se Ris-Ris Ke Pani Lal Aata Hai
Ama Miya Kya Mohtarma Ka "BHO*SADA" B Paan Khata Hai
JOKE OF THE DAY
Raja Sahaab ke Marte Samay ki Nasihat:
To Son - Apne Rishte ki Aurton Se Jhuk Kar Mila Karo, taaki L*und Dur rahe.
To Daughter - Apni Bra Mein Thodi Rui Rakha Karo Taaki Nip*ple Nazar Na Aaye.
To Damaad - Barkhudar, Cho*dne aur Khodne Ka Farak Samjho. Cho*dne men Zor aur Khodne mein Shor, Tum Ulta karte ho.
To Bahu - Bahu Ga*and Marwaane se Bacche Paida Nahi hote, Aisa hota to Sab se Zyaada iss ke hote jo Abhi Ye Msg Padh ke khush ho raha hai...
100 ladko se sawal kiya gaya ki bra-panty kaisi acchi lagti hai,
44 ladko n kha Pink,
54 ladko n kha black,
2 apne jaise intlgnt ladko ne kaha UTRI HUI
---------------------------
Sweet inocent newly marid grl to hr husbnd-ek bt kanhu ap maroge to ni?
huby-no darln tel me
grl-i m... I m... I m pragnent
huby-ye to bot khushi ki bt h marunga kyn
grl inocently-pta ni pr shadi se pehle papa ko bola tha to unhone to bot mara tha.;)
dekha thi na inocent
----------------------------
Boy to Girl -aaj kal ladkiyo ki badi demand hai naa.
Girl-''ye demand aur bhi jyada hoti agar tum ladke ga*and na marwana chalu
karte............................
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