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Tuesday, September 14, 2010
SMS MASTI-XXX
Lady 2nd Floor se banana wale ko dekh kar pochti hai Kela Kaise Dega? Banana wala: Memsahab 8 mein 12 Lady: 7(sath) mey 13(tera) Lungi deta hai tou uppar aaja.
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Santa ki Suhagrat ko Light nahi thi Noker se bola Tum Lalten pakdo main SEX karta hu,
Noker ne Lalten Pakdi santa SEX karne laga
Fir biwi se pucha Maza aaya?
Biwi boli: Nahi
Phir koshish ki Phir biwi se pucha Ab Maza aaya
Bv boli:nahi
Santa Nokr ko Bola ye Lalten Muje do Mai Pakdta hun Tum SEX kro
Noker shuru huwa Jab Kaam khatm hua
Santa ne Bv se pucha: Ab Maza aaya
Bv Boli- haan ab aaya
Santa Nokar ko Thappd mar k Bola Dekh saale aise Pakadte hai Lalten.
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SUHAGRAT KO PATI PATNI SE AK BAR SEX KARNE K BAD OK G00DNIGHT PATNI BOLI AISE KAISE GOODNIGHT PHLE OFF KARO LIGHT FIR L*ING KO TIGHT FIR YO*NI SE KARO FIGHT ....0
Dr-Apka Pati mar gya h par Lu*nd khada hi h.
WIFE:Kat ke uski G*and me dal do!
Dr-kyon?
Wife-Pure gaon me 1 wohi ched bacha hoga jaha wo nhi daal paya hoga!
Ra*khi sawant ka Gang Rape ho raha tha. Wo chilla chilla k keh rehi thi, "Kutto Kamino, BHAGWAN k liye, : : : : : Lado Mat.! Shuru to karo Sabka Number Ayega !!!
Grammar Teacher-"TOTA NE MAINA KO KISS KIYA" iska Future tense banao? Ek Student- Sir, ab TOTA MAINA ko ch*od kar hi manega...
Ek murga ek murgi k peeche bhag raha tha ki murgi truck k niche aa gayi.
Murga bola -sali,lagta hai deshi thi.jaan de di lekin izzat bacha li. . .
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Har raat ko balatkar nahi hota.
Har uthe l*and se chamatkar nahi hota.
Ch*ud jati hai ladkiya apni hi galtiyo se,
har baar l*und kusurvar nahi hota...
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Sexiest proporal. Boy-do u put ur finger into ur vag*ina while sleeping at nite? girl-yes. Boy-can i replace it wid my pen*is 4d rest of ur life?
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Suhag raat Pe patni Ne dekha k pati Ki 1 tang nakli He, usne maa Ko msg bheja, MY HUSBAND HAS ONLY 1 FOOT, mom replied, THATS GOOD, YOUR DAD'S ONLY 5 INCH..
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Beta-PitajiYe
Bollywood
or
Hollywood
kya hota hai?
Baap-Beta,
Jaha ladki apne BOLL Se khelne de wo
Bollywood
Or
jaha HOL se khelne de wo
HOLLYWooD
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BHOOT ne tapasya ki,GOD khush hokar bole-BETA tujhe kya chahiye? BHOOT-Mujhe SEXY ladkiyon ka khoon peena h. GOD-TATHAASTU, Ja wisper baN JA
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Jab wife ho out of control. pant ko tu apne khol. chum ke tu uska hole, daal de tu apna pole. l*und ghusa, chu*chi daba, ch*ut mar ke bol bhaiyaaa ALL IZZ WELL...
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Santa ki Suhagrat ko Light nahi thi Noker se bola Tum Lalten pakdo main SEX karta hu,
Noker ne Lalten Pakdi santa SEX karne laga
Fir biwi se pucha Maza aaya?
Biwi boli: Nahi
Phir koshish ki Phir biwi se pucha Ab Maza aaya
Bv boli:nahi
Santa Nokr ko Bola ye Lalten Muje do Mai Pakdta hun Tum SEX kro
Noker shuru huwa Jab Kaam khatm hua
Santa ne Bv se pucha: Ab Maza aaya
Bv Boli- haan ab aaya
Santa Nokar ko Thappd mar k Bola Dekh saale aise Pakadte hai Lalten.
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SUHAGRAT KO PATI PATNI SE AK BAR SEX KARNE K BAD OK G00DNIGHT PATNI BOLI AISE KAISE GOODNIGHT PHLE OFF KARO LIGHT FIR L*ING KO TIGHT FIR YO*NI SE KARO FIGHT ....0
XXX SMS OF THE DAY
Dr-Apka Pati mar gya h par Lu*nd khada hi h.
WIFE:Kat ke uski G*and me dal do!
Dr-kyon?
Wife-Pure gaon me 1 wohi ched bacha hoga jaha wo nhi daal paya hoga!
Ra*khi sawant ka Gang Rape ho raha tha. Wo chilla chilla k keh rehi thi, "Kutto Kamino, BHAGWAN k liye, : : : : : Lado Mat.! Shuru to karo Sabka Number Ayega !!!
Grammar Teacher-"TOTA NE MAINA KO KISS KIYA" iska Future tense banao? Ek Student- Sir, ab TOTA MAINA ko ch*od kar hi manega...
Ek murga ek murgi k peeche bhag raha tha ki murgi truck k niche aa gayi.
Murga bola -sali,lagta hai deshi thi.jaan de di lekin izzat bacha li. . .
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Har raat ko balatkar nahi hota.
Har uthe l*and se chamatkar nahi hota.
Ch*ud jati hai ladkiya apni hi galtiyo se,
har baar l*und kusurvar nahi hota...
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Sexiest proporal. Boy-do u put ur finger into ur vag*ina while sleeping at nite? girl-yes. Boy-can i replace it wid my pen*is 4d rest of ur life?
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Suhag raat Pe patni Ne dekha k pati Ki 1 tang nakli He, usne maa Ko msg bheja, MY HUSBAND HAS ONLY 1 FOOT, mom replied, THATS GOOD, YOUR DAD'S ONLY 5 INCH..
------------------------
Beta-PitajiYe
Bollywood
or
Hollywood
kya hota hai?
Baap-Beta,
Jaha ladki apne BOLL Se khelne de wo
Bollywood
Or
jaha HOL se khelne de wo
HOLLYWooD
----------------------
BHOOT ne tapasya ki,GOD khush hokar bole-BETA tujhe kya chahiye? BHOOT-Mujhe SEXY ladkiyon ka khoon peena h. GOD-TATHAASTU, Ja wisper baN JA
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Jab wife ho out of control. pant ko tu apne khol. chum ke tu uska hole, daal de tu apna pole. l*und ghusa, chu*chi daba, ch*ut mar ke bol bhaiyaaa ALL IZZ WELL...
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