This site IS NO.1 @ GOOGLE SEARCH ENGINE. SEARCH WORD IS "XXX SMS" IT OUTSHINES OTHER .COM SITES IN FEW MONTHS N BECOME NO.1 @GOOGLE SEARCH.TO ENABLE EMBEDDED FUNNY VIDEO N PICS LOG IN TO UR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT THEN OPEN THE SITE IN SAME BROWSER OR IN NEW TAB.THEN CLICK ON NEXT BELOW THE PAGE TO GO TO NEXT PAGE. This site is dedicated to college students mostly Engg. students who collectd these sms n edited abusive words so ppl use their imagination to get what it means.we cant escape from the magic of sms.We get sms from our loving ones everyday.Sms indicates our frnz r thinkin about us.They smsin their laughter moments to us so we can also laugh.This site will try its best to provide highly popular new sms which is in demand.so enjoy reading sms...........
Disclaimer:This site is meant for fun only..we respect every religion,caste etc.Every precaution is taken while editing these sms if still hurts we extremely sorry..
PARTNER SITES
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Friendship
|
Love stories
|
Bewafai
|
Tanhai
|
Ashiqui
|
My songs
|
|
Love
|
Seasonal
|
|
Ur Name Says
|
Moral SMS|
Relationship Jokes|
Good Morning SMS|
Q n A SMS|
INSULT SMS|
SANTA TE BANTA|
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
xxx mast msg
Ek ladki pragnent Ho gayi.
Papa:ye sab kya Hai.?
Ladki:chote-chote Recharge karvati thi,pata nahi kis "BHEN*CH*OD"ne Lifetime peck Daal Diya.
-----------------------
Congratulations Bhai, you are Selected for the next KURKURE Advertisement because of your Curved Pen*is. Now you can Proudly Shout:
" TEDHA HAI ... PAR MERA HAI
------------------------
Love isn't measured in HUGS & KISSES. Love is all about RESPECT,TRUST & accepting a prsn with
OPEN LEGS,CLOSED EYES,WET LIPS saying''faster baby,faster''
-------------------------
Teacher - "SURAJ KO DIYA DIKHANA" is muhavare ka arth batao.
Student -
Iska matlab to vahi hai?
Jaise?
BHALU KO JHANT DIKHANA....
-------------------------
Ques-what is i-pill? Ans-its the second best thing that a woman can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy..! Now dont ask me what is first.
--------------------------
xxxmsg.blogspot.com Reporter to Ra*khi sawant:Of which company Do You wana to be Brand Ambassdor?
Ra*khi:Ashok LEY LAND
Reporter:y?Maam?
Ra*khi:Kyunki unke paas hai.they always saying LEY..***D
Reporter:Which car you like?
Ra*khi:LAURA skoda
Reporter:Maam aap kaafi daring hai.Agar koi tmhe kiss krke bhag jaye to tm kya krogi? Ra*khi:Mai sochungi bevkuf ladka tha pura question paper atempt kr skta tha sirf roll no. likh k bhag gya.
Take my advice dont carry umbrella on a rainy day........ Keep whisper on ur head, coz "yeh ghanto tak geele pan ka ehsaas bhi na hone de "HAPPY MONSOON" !
--------------------------
Ladka ladki ke baap se ; main aapki beti kaa haath maangne aaya hun,
Ladki kaa baap : kyun?
Ladka : kyunki ab mera haath thak gaya hai..
--------------------------
SUHAGRAAT k baad MUSLIM ladke se DOSTO ne pucha-KAISA raha? LADKA - kabhi apne RELATIVES me SHAADI mat karna. ZARA sa ZOR lagaya to boli-NASIR BHAI ARAAM se.!
--------------------------
1 bar exam me ques aya hips par essay likho. Toh santa apni pant kholkar hips dekh raha tha, tabhi ek bacha bola mam santa ne guide khol rakhi hai
--------------------------
One boy kissing a girl so fast, GIRL: -Itni jaldi kya hai? BOY: - kahi tumhara boyfriend na aajaye. GIRL: - Wo ga*andu kya aayega, wo to SMS padh raha hai !
--------------------------
BRA & BAR: Both have same alphabets. Both r Drinking zones. Both have restricted time of opening and closing. But once opend, Both make MEN crazy!
Previous............................................................... Next
Papa:ye sab kya Hai.?
Ladki:chote-chote Recharge karvati thi,pata nahi kis "BHEN*CH*OD"ne Lifetime peck Daal Diya.
-----------------------
Congratulations Bhai, you are Selected for the next KURKURE Advertisement because of your Curved Pen*is. Now you can Proudly Shout:
" TEDHA HAI ... PAR MERA HAI
------------------------
Love isn't measured in HUGS & KISSES. Love is all about RESPECT,TRUST & accepting a prsn with
OPEN LEGS,CLOSED EYES,WET LIPS saying''faster baby,faster''
-------------------------
Teacher - "SURAJ KO DIYA DIKHANA" is muhavare ka arth batao.
Student -
Iska matlab to vahi hai?
Jaise?
BHALU KO JHANT DIKHANA....
-------------------------
Ques-what is i-pill? Ans-its the second best thing that a woman can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy..! Now dont ask me what is first.
--------------------------
XXX SMS OF THE DAY
xxxmsg.blogspot.com Reporter to Ra*khi sawant:Of which company Do You wana to be Brand Ambassdor?
Ra*khi:Ashok LEY LAND
Reporter:y?Maam?
Ra*khi:Kyunki unke paas hai.they always saying LEY..***D
Reporter:Which car you like?
Ra*khi:LAURA skoda
Reporter:Maam aap kaafi daring hai.Agar koi tmhe kiss krke bhag jaye to tm kya krogi? Ra*khi:Mai sochungi bevkuf ladka tha pura question paper atempt kr skta tha sirf roll no. likh k bhag gya.
Take my advice dont carry umbrella on a rainy day........ Keep whisper on ur head, coz "yeh ghanto tak geele pan ka ehsaas bhi na hone de "HAPPY MONSOON" !
--------------------------
Ladka ladki ke baap se ; main aapki beti kaa haath maangne aaya hun,
Ladki kaa baap : kyun?
Ladka : kyunki ab mera haath thak gaya hai..
--------------------------
SUHAGRAAT k baad MUSLIM ladke se DOSTO ne pucha-KAISA raha? LADKA - kabhi apne RELATIVES me SHAADI mat karna. ZARA sa ZOR lagaya to boli-NASIR BHAI ARAAM se.!
--------------------------
1 bar exam me ques aya hips par essay likho. Toh santa apni pant kholkar hips dekh raha tha, tabhi ek bacha bola mam santa ne guide khol rakhi hai
--------------------------
One boy kissing a girl so fast, GIRL: -Itni jaldi kya hai? BOY: - kahi tumhara boyfriend na aajaye. GIRL: - Wo ga*andu kya aayega, wo to SMS padh raha hai !
--------------------------
BRA & BAR: Both have same alphabets. Both r Drinking zones. Both have restricted time of opening and closing. But once opend, Both make MEN crazy!
Previous............................................................... Next
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
mst msg likhe hai tume dear.....
ReplyDelete