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Sunday, September 12, 2010
X&X sms
Train me Lutero ne ladki ke zevar lut liye.
Log bole :Shukr karo ki izzat nahi luti
Ladki chillai:tumhari ma ka bho*sda!! izzat bech-bech k hi to zevar liye the.
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Bip*asha Dancing Public Clapping, Removes TOP More Claps, Removes BRA More Claps, Removes PANTY Silence! why? Qki "Taali 1 Hath Se Nahi Bajti"
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Sardarni:"Aaj tum mere sath aisa "SEX" karo ke meri chikhne ki awaaz dur dur tak sunai de"
Bas phir kya tha, Sardar ne Condom pe Mirch laga ke pel diya.
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Zindgi pe blue film ka saya hai, ch*ut ka sukh tumne kaha paya hai, tum sust rehte ho kisi ki yaad me, or log sochte hai ki tharki aaj phir mu*th maar kar aaya hai.
Dukandar se bacha bola=suji h?
Dukndr=haan! Bachha=to marwai kyo thi bho*sdike.
Nxt day
Bacha-suji h? Dukndr-nai h
Bacha-to dukan kya ga*and marane ko kholi h bho*sdike...
Aurat Hakim se:Mujhe doodh nahi aata
Hakim:Hum har cheez choos ke check karte hain
Aurat:Thik hai pehle Abbajaan ko chek karo unko 2 din se peshaab nahi aaya!
Lady-1 Shampoo plz
Shopkpr-Agr Head k bal dhone h to HEAD N SHOLDER
Or agr PANTY k bal dhone h to PANTENE le lo
Lady-GARNIER do Ga*nd k dhone he.
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WIFE Sexy mood me boli : Aaj mujhe rassi se bandhkar jo karna chahte ho kar lo.? HUSBAND ne WIFE ko bandh diya aur NAUKRANI ko thok diya...!
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Ek budda STD pe call krne gya.STD pe oprater ek ladki kursi pe baithi thi..ladki-baba..khan kroge.?budda srma k-ab kursi pe to hoga ni..niche bori bicha le.
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Ch*udai k do imp. Rules
Pehli bar ese ch*odo k dobara kabhi milegi nahi or dusri bar ese ch*odo k pehle kabhi ch*oda e nahi
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"al hule hula-am hulla hul bin bule bulaam lulla lul muqammil hiqrit"
ye l*and chhota karne ka mantar hai
jo ab tak aap padh chuke hain..
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Log bole :Shukr karo ki izzat nahi luti
Ladki chillai:tumhari ma ka bho*sda!! izzat bech-bech k hi to zevar liye the.
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Bip*asha Dancing Public Clapping, Removes TOP More Claps, Removes BRA More Claps, Removes PANTY Silence! why? Qki "Taali 1 Hath Se Nahi Bajti"
-------------------
Sardarni:"Aaj tum mere sath aisa "SEX" karo ke meri chikhne ki awaaz dur dur tak sunai de"
Bas phir kya tha, Sardar ne Condom pe Mirch laga ke pel diya.
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Zindgi pe blue film ka saya hai, ch*ut ka sukh tumne kaha paya hai, tum sust rehte ho kisi ki yaad me, or log sochte hai ki tharki aaj phir mu*th maar kar aaya hai.
XXX SMS OF THE DAY
Dukandar se bacha bola=suji h?
Dukndr=haan! Bachha=to marwai kyo thi bho*sdike.
Nxt day
Bacha-suji h? Dukndr-nai h
Bacha-to dukan kya ga*and marane ko kholi h bho*sdike...
Aurat Hakim se:Mujhe doodh nahi aata
Hakim:Hum har cheez choos ke check karte hain
Aurat:Thik hai pehle Abbajaan ko chek karo unko 2 din se peshaab nahi aaya!
Lady-1 Shampoo plz
Shopkpr-Agr Head k bal dhone h to HEAD N SHOLDER
Or agr PANTY k bal dhone h to PANTENE le lo
Lady-GARNIER do Ga*nd k dhone he.
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WIFE Sexy mood me boli : Aaj mujhe rassi se bandhkar jo karna chahte ho kar lo.? HUSBAND ne WIFE ko bandh diya aur NAUKRANI ko thok diya...!
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Ek budda STD pe call krne gya.STD pe oprater ek ladki kursi pe baithi thi..ladki-baba..khan kroge.?budda srma k-ab kursi pe to hoga ni..niche bori bicha le.
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Ch*udai k do imp. Rules
Pehli bar ese ch*odo k dobara kabhi milegi nahi or dusri bar ese ch*odo k pehle kabhi ch*oda e nahi
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"al hule hula-am hulla hul bin bule bulaam lulla lul muqammil hiqrit"
ye l*and chhota karne ka mantar hai
jo ab tak aap padh chuke hain..
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