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Tuesday, September 7, 2010
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1 Doctor punjabi Bache ki lu*lli ke tanke katne aaya.
Dr:Beta! wo dekho uppr sone ki chidiya.
Bachha: bhen*ch*od Tu niche hi dekh, aand mt kaat diyo...
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Ladki ke let aane par
BOY-Chand taaro ko bhi neend aa rahi hai teri maa ki ch*ut tu ab aa rahi hai
GIRL-Maa ki ch*ut ka na de wasta kholti hu bra karle nashta
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Geeli Geeli Ch*oot mein Lu*nd Fisal gaya,
Wah wah
Wah wah!
Geeli Geeli Ch*oot mein Lu*nd fisal gaya.
Par Dono Goti pareshan hai ke "USTAD" kidhar
nikal gaya?
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AdultGyan
Suhagrat ko dulha bola: Jaan, aaj tumhe chand pe le jaoon ya taaron pe?
Dulhan sharma k boli:Yeh to Aapka rocket dekh ke hi bata paungi
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AdultGyan
MARIJ-Dr.Mera Khada
Nahi Hota
Dr-Nurse, BRA Utarao Ab
MARIJ-No
Dr-Nurse, PANTY Utaro Ab
MARIJ-No
Dr-Ab Bahar Ja Saale
Mera Khada Ho Gaya Hait
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AdultGyan
Due To Shortage Of
Swine Flu Masks
Govt Requested All Girls Not To Wear BRA
Coz..
One BRA Can Be Used For Making 2 Masks
Aao Ladkiyo Aao.!
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Mashooqa k inkar pe Gazal:
"Yu humko Stane ki zarurat kya thi Ga*and meri Jalane ki Zarurat kya thi"
"Jo Nhi tha Ishq to keh diya hota,
Maa apni chu*dwane ki zarurat kya thi"
"Maloom tha ye khwaab Toot Jaenge to
Neend me aa kr dabwane ki zarurat kya thi"
"Ishq pr lgti rehti hai hr dour me Pabandi,
Mera lu*nd pakad k hilane ki zarurat kya thi.."
"Maan lia ye 1tarfa mohabbat thi magar
Bhen ki l*odi Dekh kr mujhe apni ch*oot khujane ki zaroorat kya thi..
AdultGyan
Gal- Itna Chota PURSE Par Dam 9999/
Dukandar- Beti.. Ye LU*ND K Khaal Se Bana Hai, Hath Firate Hi SUITCASE Ban Jayega...
Arz kiya hai
Ch*ut ne kaha Lu*nd se ch*ud jaane ke baad,
Ch*ut ne kaha Lu*nd se ch*ud jaane ke baad,
Dekho Kaise sharma ke baitha hai,matlb nikal jane k bad.
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NAADAN HAI WO LOG JO CH*UT KA INTJAR KARTE HAI.
MARD TO WO HAI JO APNE HATH SE KAM TAMAM KARTE HAI. NA KOI "PANCHAYT" NA KOI "DAND" APNI MUTTHI APNA LU*ND.
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Boy : Tumhari Salvaar Fati Huyi hai.....
Girl : Fashion hai.....
Boy : Acha Ji, Khud Faado to Fashion, Hum Faade to Dafa 376.,.!
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Class Me Padate Hue MADAM K Blouse K Do Button Khul Gai Ye Dekh Kar Do Ladke Hasne Lage Is Par Madam Boli- 'Chup Hote Ho Ya Nikalu Bahar Dono Ko'. :-)
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Dr:Beta! wo dekho uppr sone ki chidiya.
Bachha: bhen*ch*od Tu niche hi dekh, aand mt kaat diyo...
-------------------
Ladki ke let aane par
BOY-Chand taaro ko bhi neend aa rahi hai teri maa ki ch*ut tu ab aa rahi hai
GIRL-Maa ki ch*ut ka na de wasta kholti hu bra karle nashta
-------------------
Geeli Geeli Ch*oot mein Lu*nd Fisal gaya,
Wah wah
Wah wah!
Geeli Geeli Ch*oot mein Lu*nd fisal gaya.
Par Dono Goti pareshan hai ke "USTAD" kidhar
nikal gaya?
--------------------
AdultGyan
Suhagrat ko dulha bola: Jaan, aaj tumhe chand pe le jaoon ya taaron pe?
Dulhan sharma k boli:Yeh to Aapka rocket dekh ke hi bata paungi
--------------------
AdultGyan
MARIJ-Dr.Mera Khada
Nahi Hota
Dr-Nurse, BRA Utarao Ab
MARIJ-No
Dr-Nurse, PANTY Utaro Ab
MARIJ-No
Dr-Ab Bahar Ja Saale
Mera Khada Ho Gaya Hait
---------------------
AdultGyan
Due To Shortage Of
Swine Flu Masks
Govt Requested All Girls Not To Wear BRA
Coz..
One BRA Can Be Used For Making 2 Masks
Aao Ladkiyo Aao.!
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JOKE OF THE DAY
Mashooqa k inkar pe Gazal:
"Yu humko Stane ki zarurat kya thi Ga*and meri Jalane ki Zarurat kya thi"
"Jo Nhi tha Ishq to keh diya hota,
Maa apni chu*dwane ki zarurat kya thi"
"Maloom tha ye khwaab Toot Jaenge to
Neend me aa kr dabwane ki zarurat kya thi"
"Ishq pr lgti rehti hai hr dour me Pabandi,
Mera lu*nd pakad k hilane ki zarurat kya thi.."
"Maan lia ye 1tarfa mohabbat thi magar
Bhen ki l*odi Dekh kr mujhe apni ch*oot khujane ki zaroorat kya thi..
AdultGyan
Gal- Itna Chota PURSE Par Dam 9999/
Dukandar- Beti.. Ye LU*ND K Khaal Se Bana Hai, Hath Firate Hi SUITCASE Ban Jayega...
Arz kiya hai
Ch*ut ne kaha Lu*nd se ch*ud jaane ke baad,
Ch*ut ne kaha Lu*nd se ch*ud jaane ke baad,
Dekho Kaise sharma ke baitha hai,matlb nikal jane k bad.
-------------------
NAADAN HAI WO LOG JO CH*UT KA INTJAR KARTE HAI.
MARD TO WO HAI JO APNE HATH SE KAM TAMAM KARTE HAI. NA KOI "PANCHAYT" NA KOI "DAND" APNI MUTTHI APNA LU*ND.
--------------------
Boy : Tumhari Salvaar Fati Huyi hai.....
Girl : Fashion hai.....
Boy : Acha Ji, Khud Faado to Fashion, Hum Faade to Dafa 376.,.!
--------------------
Class Me Padate Hue MADAM K Blouse K Do Button Khul Gai Ye Dekh Kar Do Ladke Hasne Lage Is Par Madam Boli- 'Chup Hote Ho Ya Nikalu Bahar Dono Ko'. :-)
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