Adult sms

1chuha 1 hthni ko jngle me ch*od rha tha
Aadiwasi ne chupke se bhala hthni p feka
hthni ki maut ho gyi
Chuha-do jhtke sahe ni jate aajaati h ga*and marwane..
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Profesor:kya Naam hai?Grl: Mohini. Prof:aage kya lagati ho?Grl:ji, Whisper. Prof:sorry, i mean peeche kya lagati ho? Grl:(sharmaake) ji, sarso ka tel.
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"CHUTKULE" ? Na Hote to Baat Baat me Mazaa Na Aata?????
Par Hum Kehte hai ki,?????????????????? "CH*UT" aur "KULHE"
Na Hote to RAT RAT BHAR MAZA Na Aata!
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"Wedding"
"Invitation"
Mr & Mrs KanJar Singh Request Your Ch*utiya Presence On the fu*c*king Marriage Of Their bh*encho*d Son:
"LO*RA SINGH"
Weds
"fU*DDI RANI"
D/O Mr. & Mrs. Dalla.
VENUE: Chameli r*andi da kotha, Bh*osri Pura,
District:
KanJar Abad,
Ch*udai Pur, Randistan.
Program:CHUMA CHAtti on 14 Apr.
MU*MMA DIKHAI, 15 Apr
CH*OOT CHATAI, 16 apr
Full THOKA THAKI 17 Apr
RSVP:
Mama Mu*thal
Nanna Lo*rey Lal
Masi Kusi Devi
Baby Lu*lly
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XXX SMS OF THE DAY

1 Badshah shikar par gaya. Usne 1 Hirni dekhi Uska naam 'TERI' tha Badshah ne usko goli maar di wo zakhmi ho gai aur tarapne lagi, Badshah jaldi se TERI k paas gya lekin TERI ghode k paaon k neechy aa kar marr gai Sawal hai ki "TERI" kis ne maari thi? Badshah ne Ya Ghode ne....?

INDIAN:- Sir PAKISTAN se 16inch ka Condom ka order mila hai. MANAGER:- Ye kamine hume jaleel krna chahte hai,Order tayar kro aur likh do""SMALL SIZE""

Boy Ne Mariage Bureau Pe cal Kia-MERE DONO HATH OR PAV NAHI H
KYA MERI SHADI HO SAKTI H
Lady-Apka 'WOH' To H na?
Boy-Usi se to DIAL KIYA HAI!???
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LESBIAN kisko kehte hain? -
2 kamini ladkiyan, Jo mard ko khush nahi dekh sakti!
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Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha-"tumne shadi se pehle kitni bar sex kiya h?" patni ne ek lifafa usko pakda diya jisme mung dal k kuch dane or 200 rs.tPati-"ye kya h?"patni-me jb sex krti thi to ek dana is lifafe me daal deti thi".pati-(dane gin kr) bs 10 bar sex kiya? or 200 rs dekh kr bola iska kya matlab? Patni-"10 din pehle 3 kg mung bechi thi,ye usi k paise hain."
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Child offered lady 4sex
LADY-Tum itne chote ho meri jawani ka bojh kaise uthaoge?
Child-Janeman kya hua ke chuha bori utha nahi sakta magr phaad to sakta hai.
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1Sadhu Gali Se Ja Raha Tha
Tabhi Uspe BRA Aa Giri
Sadhu- Hey Prabhu, Ye Teri Kesi Leela H, Aam Koi Aur Chus Raha H Aur Chilke Humpe Phek Raha Hai..!!
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