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Friday, September 17, 2010
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Biology teacher-4 inch pen*is is necessary for pregnancy. A girl asked-mam wat abt 9 inch? teacher-i'm talking abt necessity not luxury....
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"Aaj Ka Vichaar"
Ladke agar ameer ban jaye to wo bigad jate hai..
Aur..
Agar ladkiya bigad jaye to wo ameer ban jati hai.
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Galib ki biwi ne ch*udai se inkar kiya to usne gusse me farmaya-le jao apni ch*ut ko apni ma k bh*osde me..k ghalib ko apne hath pe aitbar aaj bhi h..
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Q: What is the similarity between a woman's breast and a park??
=> Both were designed actualy for children but enjoyed by adults!!
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xxxmsg.blogspot.com Reporter to Ra*khi Sawant : What is RAPE ?
Ra*khi : Well....Main samajhti hun,
RAPE is not a crime,
U KNOW
it's just "SURPRISE SEX"
Reporter:Why u make so halla wen Mi*ka kiss you?
Ra*khi:Well..,Actually he kissed me on wrong lips....
Reporter:Why u r so hot?What u do for that?
Ra*khi:Well...,Actually i take hot things..so i m hot.
Reporter:Why you dump Ele*sh?He is so tall n handsome...
Ra*khi:Well...hmmm..,Actually i dont like tall man with small things.
Ra*khi Sawant La*lu ko ghar le gayi aur nude ho k boli-Mujhe bandh do aur wo kro jo Bihari sabse achcha krte hai
La*lu ne Baalti li or Dudh nikalna shuru kr diya.
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Teacher-what is d oposite of laughin ?
Stdnt-sir fu*king..
Tchr-wt d hell u sayin...hws it ?
Stdnt-in laughin its haa.haa.haa.
In fu*kin its aah.aah.aah..
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When people say : "SABBRA KA FAL MEETHA HOTA HAI"! They aren't wrong !
..
B'coz,
They Really mean to say..
"SAB"
"BRA"
"KA"
"FAL"
MEETHA HOTA HAI..
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Bache k lu*li katne k waqt
Chachi:-Iske Chacha Jesa Nokdar Banana
Mami:-Iske Abba Jaisa Gol Topi.
Mulla Pant khol K:Apki Marzi Wrna Fashion to Ye Chal rha H.
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Arz kiya hai-
unchi g*and ziraf ki,
dekh ka*bira roe..
wah..wah..
unchi g*and ziraf ki dekh ka*bira roe..
Aisi g*and kis kam ki..
Jo maar sake na koi.
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"Aaj Ka Vichaar"
Ladke agar ameer ban jaye to wo bigad jate hai..
Aur..
Agar ladkiya bigad jaye to wo ameer ban jati hai.
----------------------
Galib ki biwi ne ch*udai se inkar kiya to usne gusse me farmaya-le jao apni ch*ut ko apni ma k bh*osde me..k ghalib ko apne hath pe aitbar aaj bhi h..
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Q: What is the similarity between a woman's breast and a park??
=> Both were designed actualy for children but enjoyed by adults!!
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XXX SMS OF THE DAY
xxxmsg.blogspot.com Reporter to Ra*khi Sawant : What is RAPE ?
Ra*khi : Well....Main samajhti hun,
RAPE is not a crime,
U KNOW
it's just "SURPRISE SEX"
Reporter:Why u make so halla wen Mi*ka kiss you?
Ra*khi:Well..,Actually he kissed me on wrong lips....
Reporter:Why u r so hot?What u do for that?
Ra*khi:Well...,Actually i take hot things..so i m hot.
Reporter:Why you dump Ele*sh?He is so tall n handsome...
Ra*khi:Well...hmmm..,Actually i dont like tall man with small things.
Ra*khi Sawant La*lu ko ghar le gayi aur nude ho k boli-Mujhe bandh do aur wo kro jo Bihari sabse achcha krte hai
La*lu ne Baalti li or Dudh nikalna shuru kr diya.
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Teacher-what is d oposite of laughin ?
Stdnt-sir fu*king..
Tchr-wt d hell u sayin...hws it ?
Stdnt-in laughin its haa.haa.haa.
In fu*kin its aah.aah.aah..
-----------------------
When people say : "SABBRA KA FAL MEETHA HOTA HAI"! They aren't wrong !
..
B'coz,
They Really mean to say..
"SAB"
"BRA"
"KA"
"FAL"
MEETHA HOTA HAI..
-----------------------
Bache k lu*li katne k waqt
Chachi:-Iske Chacha Jesa Nokdar Banana
Mami:-Iske Abba Jaisa Gol Topi.
Mulla Pant khol K:Apki Marzi Wrna Fashion to Ye Chal rha H.
-----------------------
Arz kiya hai-
unchi g*and ziraf ki,
dekh ka*bira roe..
wah..wah..
unchi g*and ziraf ki dekh ka*bira roe..
Aisi g*and kis kam ki..
Jo maar sake na koi.
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