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Tuesday, September 7, 2010
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Apke Lu*nd aur Zubaan me samanta-Dono me Haddi nahi h
Dono par kabu rakhna mushkil
Dono se Laar tapkati h
Dono ko tarah tarah k item Chakhne ka shauk h
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Agar NIPPLES ko Hindi me
'BUNDI' kahete hai
To
BOOBS ko kya kahenge?
BUNDI
Ke
LADDU
( . ) ( . )
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Kya Aap Marne Ke Baad Bhi Ladkiyo Ke Bade-Bade Boobs Dekhna Chahte Hain?
"DONATE UR EYES"
Ek Achhey Msg Ko bhi in kamino ko Kaise Bhejana Pad Raha Hai..!
Life me kitni bi badi problem aaye. Bus 1bar apne GA*AND pe hath rkhna or kahena "ALL Iz WELL".Kyunki problem me sbse pehli admi ki G*AND hi fatt ti hai
Mere Aansuo me Uski Tasvir Basi h,
Pr Wo Behan ki lo*di Kisi or se Fasi h.
Dekhna 1 Din Mai Uski Kabbar Khodunga
or
Usi Kabbar Me Uski Behan Cho*dunga..
Grl-how does my hole luk b4 SEX
Boy-Like a Pink Rose with soft petals,perfumed Aroma
Grl-n after SEX
Boy-Evr seen a santa's mouth after Drinkng Lassi..
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Teacher-Ladki Aur Ladke me kya fark hai.?
Chintu-Ladki 1 saal me Ek hi bache ki maa ban sakti hi.
But,
Ladka 1 saal me 365 bachon ka Baap ban sakta hai...
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Ek aurat rikshe se giri to uski Saari upar ho gayi,
Fatafat uth kar boli-
" Dekhi meri furti "
Rikshaw wala: Haan dekhi,
par hamari taraf isko fu*ddi Kehte hain.
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Girl 2 police man: 'sir, yesterday a man raped me..
First he tore my saree.
Then he removd my blouse & bra.
Then he pressd my boobs.
He suckd my nip*ples.
Aftr that he tore my panty & then lickd my c*unt 4 20 minutes.
Finally he put his pen*is inside my pu*ssy and enjoyed after 20 minutes he entered his pen*is into my as*s finally he split his sperm in my br*east sir.
Police: ab me pahle F.I.R likhu ya m*uth maru?....
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Dono par kabu rakhna mushkil
Dono se Laar tapkati h
Dono ko tarah tarah k item Chakhne ka shauk h
-----------------------
Agar NIPPLES ko Hindi me
'BUNDI' kahete hai
To
BOOBS ko kya kahenge?
BUNDI
Ke
LADDU
( . ) ( . )
------------------------
Kya Aap Marne Ke Baad Bhi Ladkiyo Ke Bade-Bade Boobs Dekhna Chahte Hain?
"DONATE UR EYES"
Ek Achhey Msg Ko bhi in kamino ko Kaise Bhejana Pad Raha Hai..!
XXX SMS OF THE DAY
Life me kitni bi badi problem aaye. Bus 1bar apne GA*AND pe hath rkhna or kahena "ALL Iz WELL".Kyunki problem me sbse pehli admi ki G*AND hi fatt ti hai
Mere Aansuo me Uski Tasvir Basi h,
Pr Wo Behan ki lo*di Kisi or se Fasi h.
Dekhna 1 Din Mai Uski Kabbar Khodunga
or
Usi Kabbar Me Uski Behan Cho*dunga..
Grl-how does my hole luk b4 SEX
Boy-Like a Pink Rose with soft petals,perfumed Aroma
Grl-n after SEX
Boy-Evr seen a santa's mouth after Drinkng Lassi..
-----------------------
Teacher-Ladki Aur Ladke me kya fark hai.?
Chintu-Ladki 1 saal me Ek hi bache ki maa ban sakti hi.
But,
Ladka 1 saal me 365 bachon ka Baap ban sakta hai...
-----------------------
Ek aurat rikshe se giri to uski Saari upar ho gayi,
Fatafat uth kar boli-
" Dekhi meri furti "
Rikshaw wala: Haan dekhi,
par hamari taraf isko fu*ddi Kehte hain.
------------------------
Girl 2 police man: 'sir, yesterday a man raped me..
First he tore my saree.
Then he removd my blouse & bra.
Then he pressd my boobs.
He suckd my nip*ples.
Aftr that he tore my panty & then lickd my c*unt 4 20 minutes.
Finally he put his pen*is inside my pu*ssy and enjoyed after 20 minutes he entered his pen*is into my as*s finally he split his sperm in my br*east sir.
Police: ab me pahle F.I.R likhu ya m*uth maru?....
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