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Monday, September 6, 2010
xxx sms
Kisi nihayat mad*archod shayar ne arz kiya hai.
Gaur farmayieaga..
Tamatar khao khun badhao buland karo hausala..
M*uth maro l*and badhao faad dalo bho*sda.. :D
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1 Condom ki kimat tum kya jano THARKI,Aids ka bachav hota hai 1 condom.L*und ke sar ka taj hota hai 1 condom.Har ch*udne wali ladki ka khwab hota hai 1 condom.
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Nurse:Sardarji, Mubarak ho Aapko Judwa bete Hue hai...
Sardarji:Ye to hona hi tha Maine Kosish jo dono taraf se ki thi !!
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Saali Mini Skirt Meh Jija Ke Paas Aakar: Jiju, dekho toh jhukne se meri penty toh nahi dikhti..??
Jiju: Pahle pehan toh lo..!!
Sali: "APRIL - FOOL Banaya...
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MUHAWARE:-
1>G*and khujana-Chintan Karna
2>G*and Ghisna-Parishram Karna.
3>G*and Dikhana-Samashya Se Dur Bhagna.
4>G*and Me Ungli Karna- Samasya Utpann Karna.
5>G*and Jalna-Irshya Karna.
6>G*and Fatna-Darr Jana.
7>G*and Marna-Dushmani Nikalna
8>G*and Marwana-Gulami Karna
9>G*and Me Titar Ka Baal-Bahut Jyada Active Hona
10>G*and Pe Laat Marna-Reject Karna.
11>G*and me Ghusna-Chamchagiri Karna.
Aur.
12>G*and Me Kida- SMS Chahe Jitna Lamba Ho,
Pura Padhna..
Kuwari Ladki Ko Baccha Ho Gaya.
Boy Frnd : Kaise hua ?
Ladki Pyar Se Boli : Jis Raat Tumhe SWAPN-DOSH Hua, Mera Bluetooth on tha...
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Suhagraat pe husband wife ko sirf kiss karke so gaya
subah maa boli:beti mandir jaane se pehle naha lo.
Bahu(gusse se) maa ji sirf brush krwa lo baki sb SAAF H!
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Oscar nominated blue films 2010:
1) R*andi ki g*and me Dandi
2) Saali jawan jija pareshan
3) Latakta khanjar kachhe k andar
4) Padosan k Ch*ucche sabse Uncche
5) Utaar ke panty so gai aunty
6) Zalim la*uda lage hathoda
7) Peticot me visfot
8)R*andi kardi Thandi
9)Paan khaye muniya,maa ch*udaye duniya..
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Gaur farmayieaga..
Tamatar khao khun badhao buland karo hausala..
M*uth maro l*and badhao faad dalo bho*sda.. :D
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1 Condom ki kimat tum kya jano THARKI,Aids ka bachav hota hai 1 condom.L*und ke sar ka taj hota hai 1 condom.Har ch*udne wali ladki ka khwab hota hai 1 condom.
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Nurse:Sardarji, Mubarak ho Aapko Judwa bete Hue hai...
Sardarji:Ye to hona hi tha Maine Kosish jo dono taraf se ki thi !!
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Saali Mini Skirt Meh Jija Ke Paas Aakar: Jiju, dekho toh jhukne se meri penty toh nahi dikhti..??
Jiju: Pahle pehan toh lo..!!
Sali: "APRIL - FOOL Banaya...
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JOKE OF THE DAY
MUHAWARE:-
1>G*and khujana-Chintan Karna
2>G*and Ghisna-Parishram Karna.
3>G*and Dikhana-Samashya Se Dur Bhagna.
4>G*and Me Ungli Karna- Samasya Utpann Karna.
5>G*and Jalna-Irshya Karna.
6>G*and Fatna-Darr Jana.
7>G*and Marna-Dushmani Nikalna
8>G*and Marwana-Gulami Karna
9>G*and Me Titar Ka Baal-Bahut Jyada Active Hona
10>G*and Pe Laat Marna-Reject Karna.
11>G*and me Ghusna-Chamchagiri Karna.
Aur.
12>G*and Me Kida- SMS Chahe Jitna Lamba Ho,
Pura Padhna..
Kuwari Ladki Ko Baccha Ho Gaya.
Boy Frnd : Kaise hua ?
Ladki Pyar Se Boli : Jis Raat Tumhe SWAPN-DOSH Hua, Mera Bluetooth on tha...
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Suhagraat pe husband wife ko sirf kiss karke so gaya
subah maa boli:beti mandir jaane se pehle naha lo.
Bahu(gusse se) maa ji sirf brush krwa lo baki sb SAAF H!
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Oscar nominated blue films 2010:
1) R*andi ki g*and me Dandi
2) Saali jawan jija pareshan
3) Latakta khanjar kachhe k andar
4) Padosan k Ch*ucche sabse Uncche
5) Utaar ke panty so gai aunty
6) Zalim la*uda lage hathoda
7) Peticot me visfot
8)R*andi kardi Thandi
9)Paan khaye muniya,maa ch*udaye duniya..
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