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Showing posts with label current sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label current sms. Show all posts
Saturday, October 2, 2010
xxx msg unlimited
GF, BF ki Underwear Dekh kar- Tum Local use karte Ho,Branded Nhi?
BF- Jaat na Pucho Sadhu ki,Puch Lijiyo Gyan,Mol karo Talwar ka,Fati Rehan do myaan..
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C F G J L M N P Q R T U V W X Y Z
Tum soch rahe hoge ki baaki ke alphabets kidhar hai.. Baaki ke alphabets neeche hai..
B H O S *A D I K E
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Very sexy PATI Wife se 4 bar Sex karne k baad 5vi bar fir-"Aaja Janeman Jawani Deewani Hai"
Wife-Bus Kar hara*mjade Ek Hi Ch*ut Hai, Saari UMER Chalaani H.
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Boy: Mere saath Sex kaisa laga? Girl: Chief Guest jaisa. Boy: Such me.!Wo kaise? Girl: Tum jaldi me aye or function khatam hone se pehle hi chale gaye....!
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Kisi ka Accident dekne pr xpresions
U.S-Oh My God
Pak-Ya Allah
Afri-O La La
Austrlia-Got a Hit
INDIAN- Maa Ch*ud gayi behan ke lo*ude ki aur chala tez..!
Arz kiya hai...
Seeng nahi hote hai lomdi ke..
Wah waah
Seeng nahi hote hai lomdi ke...
Aur kaisa hai re tu
bho*sdi k
Matlab ki HRU
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Mariz-Doctr sab mujhe bat bat pe gali dene aur foran hi bat bhulne ki bimari ha.Doct-apko ye bimari kub se ha? Mariz-TERI MA KI CH*UT Madrch*od Kon si bimari bey.
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Shah*ahan:-G*and Fat Gayi Pyar Me Dewane Ki,
Gand Fat Gayi Pyar Me Dewane Ki.
Ja*angir:-
Maa K La*ude Kya Zarurat Thi Ch*ut Ke Chakkar Mein Tajmahal Banwane Ki..
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A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
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ladki ki vidai k waqt ladki ka baap dulhe se bolta hai "ab hamari izzat tumhare haath mein hai"
dulha bolta hai "don't worry jate hi loot lunga "
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A boy 2 girl:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya hai
girl:kuch nahi bus aik lakeer hai
thn
A girl 2 boy:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya latak raha hai
Then boy replied:ye usi lakeer ke fakeer hai
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BF- Jaat na Pucho Sadhu ki,Puch Lijiyo Gyan,Mol karo Talwar ka,Fati Rehan do myaan..
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C F G J L M N P Q R T U V W X Y Z
Tum soch rahe hoge ki baaki ke alphabets kidhar hai.. Baaki ke alphabets neeche hai..
B H O S *A D I K E
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Very sexy PATI Wife se 4 bar Sex karne k baad 5vi bar fir-"Aaja Janeman Jawani Deewani Hai"
Wife-Bus Kar hara*mjade Ek Hi Ch*ut Hai, Saari UMER Chalaani H.
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Boy: Mere saath Sex kaisa laga? Girl: Chief Guest jaisa. Boy: Such me.!Wo kaise? Girl: Tum jaldi me aye or function khatam hone se pehle hi chale gaye....!
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XXX SMS OF THE DAY
Kisi ka Accident dekne pr xpresions
U.S-Oh My God
Pak-Ya Allah
Afri-O La La
Austrlia-Got a Hit
INDIAN- Maa Ch*ud gayi behan ke lo*ude ki aur chala tez..!
Arz kiya hai...
Seeng nahi hote hai lomdi ke..
Wah waah
Seeng nahi hote hai lomdi ke...
Aur kaisa hai re tu
bho*sdi k
Matlab ki HRU
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Mariz-Doctr sab mujhe bat bat pe gali dene aur foran hi bat bhulne ki bimari ha.Doct-apko ye bimari kub se ha? Mariz-TERI MA KI CH*UT Madrch*od Kon si bimari bey.
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Shah*ahan:-G*and Fat Gayi Pyar Me Dewane Ki,
Gand Fat Gayi Pyar Me Dewane Ki.
Ja*angir:-
Maa K La*ude Kya Zarurat Thi Ch*ut Ke Chakkar Mein Tajmahal Banwane Ki..
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A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
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ladki ki vidai k waqt ladki ka baap dulhe se bolta hai "ab hamari izzat tumhare haath mein hai"
dulha bolta hai "don't worry jate hi loot lunga "
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A boy 2 girl:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya hai
girl:kuch nahi bus aik lakeer hai
thn
A girl 2 boy:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya latak raha hai
Then boy replied:ye usi lakeer ke fakeer hai
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Sunday, September 26, 2010
xxx masti
SUHAGRAAT k baad MUSLIM ladke se DOSTO ne pucha-KAISA raha? LADKA - kabhi apne RELATIVES me SHAADI mat karna. ZARA sa ZOR lagaya to boli-NASIR BHAI ARAAM se.!
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Maine unse Puchha
"Jaaneman, Batao Jism Se Rooh Kaise Nikalti Hai?"
Aur Usne Apne naazuk Haathon Se,
Mere tat*te Daba Diye!!
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Yeh ladkia
Kitni chalak
Hoti hai....!
Apna 22 rupiya
Kilo ka DOODH
Dikhakar
Hamara
240 rupiya
Kilo ka GHEE
Nikal leti hai
Jago grahak jago
Save your GHEE.
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Sex karte samay Lalaji ki biwi mar gai.Dost: Kaise hua? Lala: Kya pata yar? Mu me mu tha, ch*ut me l*and tha,g*and me ungli thi, pata nhi, atma kaha se nikal gai.
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Ek ladki bus me apne bf ki godi me baithi thi.
Ladki 2 condctr- Bus dheere chalao jhtke bhut lgte hai.
Condctr-Godi me se uth kar dekho madam bus to khadi hai.
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Ra*hi sawant mele me gyi. Waha 2 line lagi thi- dekhne k 20,000/ lagenge- aur perfom krne k 10,000/- milenge.*akhi sawant krne k liye ghusi. Usko cho*dne k liye Ghoda dia gaya. *akhi ne Ghode k saath perform kiya. Dusre din wo dekhne ki line me lagi. Age wale ko pucha ye dikhate kya h? Admi bola aaj pta nhi kya dikhaynge kal to *akhi sawant ko Ghode se ch*udte hue dikhya tha.
Man fu*king a Callgirl,Man ka l*and C*hut me nhi ja rha tha,To man uski c*hut pe thuk laga kar l*and dalne laga
Calgrl-Gusse me Madherc*hod Rozi Roti pe thukta hai
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Bakri Gadhe Ke Upar Chadi to Gadha Bola:- Kya Kar Rahi Ho...?
Bakri Boli :- Mai to Mazak Kar Rahi thi.
Gadha :- Mai Mazak Karunga to Ankhe Bahar Aa jayengi.
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Naai ki Dukan ke par Ghar pe Lady ne Sari Sukhane Dali. Dukan me Andhera ho Gaya..! Naai ne Aawaaz di Arey Bhabi ji, Sari Uper Utha lo, Mujhe Baal kaatne hai..
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Barish me ladki k bo*obs dekh ladka bola-apki head light ON ho gayi h
Ladki-mera baap bill bharega tumhe kya
Ladka-lekin bijli ka khmba to mera hil raha hai....!
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Girls
1980=Luv Bt dnt touch
90s=Tch Bt dnt kis
2000=Kis Bt or kuch Mt Krna
2005=Sb Karlo pr kisiko Btana mt
2010=Sab Kro Wrna Bta dungi ki Tm Kch nhi kr sakte
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Boy ki l*uli choti thi, isliye wo apni g.f ko andhere me le gaya aur uske hath me de diya..GF boli : Darling U know, I dont smoke, & bidi to bilkul nahi
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Ek ladki >thanedar sahab ek ne meri bo bo dabai, ek ne ch*usi,ek ne G*and mari.THANEDAR>hera*mjadi tum yaha F.I.R.likhane ayi ho ya mera l*and khada kerne.
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Maine unse Puchha
"Jaaneman, Batao Jism Se Rooh Kaise Nikalti Hai?"
Aur Usne Apne naazuk Haathon Se,
Mere tat*te Daba Diye!!
--------------------
Yeh ladkia
Kitni chalak
Hoti hai....!
Apna 22 rupiya
Kilo ka DOODH
Dikhakar
Hamara
240 rupiya
Kilo ka GHEE
Nikal leti hai
Jago grahak jago
Save your GHEE.
--------------------
Sex karte samay Lalaji ki biwi mar gai.Dost: Kaise hua? Lala: Kya pata yar? Mu me mu tha, ch*ut me l*and tha,g*and me ungli thi, pata nhi, atma kaha se nikal gai.
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Ek ladki bus me apne bf ki godi me baithi thi.
Ladki 2 condctr- Bus dheere chalao jhtke bhut lgte hai.
Condctr-Godi me se uth kar dekho madam bus to khadi hai.
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JOKE OF THE DAY
Ra*hi sawant mele me gyi. Waha 2 line lagi thi- dekhne k 20,000/ lagenge- aur perfom krne k 10,000/- milenge.*akhi sawant krne k liye ghusi. Usko cho*dne k liye Ghoda dia gaya. *akhi ne Ghode k saath perform kiya. Dusre din wo dekhne ki line me lagi. Age wale ko pucha ye dikhate kya h? Admi bola aaj pta nhi kya dikhaynge kal to *akhi sawant ko Ghode se ch*udte hue dikhya tha.
Man fu*king a Callgirl,Man ka l*and C*hut me nhi ja rha tha,To man uski c*hut pe thuk laga kar l*and dalne laga
Calgrl-Gusse me Madherc*hod Rozi Roti pe thukta hai
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Bakri Gadhe Ke Upar Chadi to Gadha Bola:- Kya Kar Rahi Ho...?
Bakri Boli :- Mai to Mazak Kar Rahi thi.
Gadha :- Mai Mazak Karunga to Ankhe Bahar Aa jayengi.
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Naai ki Dukan ke par Ghar pe Lady ne Sari Sukhane Dali. Dukan me Andhera ho Gaya..! Naai ne Aawaaz di Arey Bhabi ji, Sari Uper Utha lo, Mujhe Baal kaatne hai..
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Barish me ladki k bo*obs dekh ladka bola-apki head light ON ho gayi h
Ladki-mera baap bill bharega tumhe kya
Ladka-lekin bijli ka khmba to mera hil raha hai....!
-----------------------
Girls
1980=Luv Bt dnt touch
90s=Tch Bt dnt kis
2000=Kis Bt or kuch Mt Krna
2005=Sb Karlo pr kisiko Btana mt
2010=Sab Kro Wrna Bta dungi ki Tm Kch nhi kr sakte
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Boy ki l*uli choti thi, isliye wo apni g.f ko andhere me le gaya aur uske hath me de diya..GF boli : Darling U know, I dont smoke, & bidi to bilkul nahi
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Ek ladki >thanedar sahab ek ne meri bo bo dabai, ek ne ch*usi,ek ne G*and mari.THANEDAR>hera*mjadi tum yaha F.I.R.likhane ayi ho ya mera l*and khada kerne.
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