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Friday, April 8, 2011

hot xxx sms

Flight me pilot ne announce kia: 'hum ek ghante me land karne wale hain.'
Fir wo mic band karna bhool gaya aur co-pilot se bola: 'ab to bas ek garam chai piyunga,
fir air hostess ko apna l*nd chusa kar aadhe ghante tak cho*dunga.!'
Air hostess ye sun kar mic band karwane ke liye bhaagi,
aur 1 uncle ke pair me fas kar gir gayi.
Uncle bole: Tujhe badi jaldi hai chu*dne ki,
suna nahi pehle woh chai piyega
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Q: Who is a gynocologist?
Ans: The biggest Fool on Earth who finds problem in the place where others find pleasure...
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GIRL:Doctor lagta h mere boo*bs me pani bhar gaya h
DOCTOR:kaise pata chala
Girl:Jab koi mere Boo*bs dabata h
to meri Panty gili ho jati h..
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Boy: ladkiyan jab susu karte hai tou shiiki awaz kyun aati hai???
Girl; kyun ki unko ladko ki tarah 6 inch ka silencer nahin hota hai.
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Adalat me 1 vakil buddhe aadmi se: Tumne is ladki ko baho me Q pakda?
Buddha-Huzur Bahut thand lag Rahi thi or ladki ki
T-shirt pe likha tha.
"I am HOT.
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G*andu 1 sher sun
2 meel se agr hojaye teri g*and ka Didar
Wa wa mt kar G*andu
2 meel se agar hojaye teri ga*nd ka Didar
L*and aise Bhage jaise Karizma ZMR..
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xxx sms OF THE DAY


Wife to Dr- Mera pati 300% napunsak hai
Dr-300% kaise?
Wife- Ek to khada nahi hota,Dusra ungli tuti hui he,Tisra kal garam daal kha ke apni jeebh bhi jala li.


Apple= Vitamins
Vitamins=Power
Power=Work
Work=Money
Money=Women
Women=Sex
Sex=Aids
Aids=Death
Aur kha le
Apple bho*sdi k.
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1 Aadmi jor-2 se chilla raha tha
Jannat ka parda 20Rs. me
Jannat ka parda 20Rs. me
Bheed lag gayi,
Logo ne pas jakar dekha~
Sa*la
*PANTY bech raha tha*
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Saas:Aane do mere bete ko, usey beth kar samjhaungi tumari kartut
Bahu:Koi faida nahi
Saas:Kyu?
Bahu: Q k tum BAITH k samjhaogi aur main LET ke?
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1 Ldki film dekh kr Galti s boys hostl chali gai,Agle din saheli ne pucha kaunsi film dekhi?Pahle Rb N Bana Di Jodi
Phir Sb N bana di Gho*di
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Sam ki G*and me funsi Nikal aayi.
Wo Shisha lagakar dekh Raha tha Tabhi uska l*und khada ho gaya.
Sam: Baith ja bh*osdi k Apni-parai me to fark kar lia kar.
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F*k is the only word which can be used to express many feelings..
Revenge - F*ck you.
Request - Pls F*ck off!
Failure - Im fucked!
Anxiety - What the f*k is happening?
Anger - Get the f*k out of here.
Curious - how the f*k did you do that?
Love - Just f*king beautiful!
Lust - ah f*k me baby!
Pride - Im a f*king genius!
Victory - I hav won that f*king competition.
Sad - Why the f*k does this happen to me?
So enjoy f*king in evry emotion.
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2 comments:

  1. hey guys im kylie and im horny as fuck. i love to dp, ass to mouth, etc im up for just about anything ;) call me anytime im in brisbane austraila and my number is 0457948716 cant wait to hear from u xoxo

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  2. Ek ladki gali me khade saand ko dekhkar ek ladke se boli:
    Kya ye maarta h?
    Ladka bola:Bhains ki to maarta hai,Aapki marega patta nai

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