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Saturday, March 19, 2011
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Ek Ladki ka Mangetar mar Gaya..
Ladki Rote Huye Boli..
"Abi to kuch Dekha bhi Nahi Tha"
Santa Ne hosla Diya..
"Abi Thodi Der mein Nehlayenge tab Dekh Lena".
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Baba R**amdev Blue film dkhte hue has pade.
Bhakt: Baba aap kyu hanse? R***amdev: saala 20saal me khada hua hai.
Bhakt : Baba apne mera pakda hua hai.
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1Baba fati dhoti pahen k mandir me puja k liye jhuka ek admi ne g*and ko daan peti samaj kar 1 ka sikka daal diya Baba palat ke bola ghanta bhi bajale mad*arch*od
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Ek admi pdosi ki charpai lene gya.
Pdosi-hmare pas 2charpai h.
1pe mai or mera baap sote h,dusri pe maa or wife.
Padosi-Salo charpai mat do pr sona to Shiklo,
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Ek Admi M*uth Mar RahaTha, Achank Biwi Aa Gayi
Biwi : Kya ho raha Hai ?
Aadmi : BANSURI Baja Raha Tha. Biwi : Ch*utiye, g*andu Mera SHANKH kya Padosi bajayga.
Wo Geele-Blouse se Jhalakte Maal ke UBHAAR,
Wo Tane hue NI*PPLE bahar ane ko bekarar.
Geeli Saree se jhalakti P*ANTY aar-par,
Mubark ho apko HOLI ka YE tyohar
D0UBLE MEANING ki inteha:
Dad apne bete pappu ka result lene school gaye.
Dad-Madam, kab dogi? kafi der se Pappu KHADA hai.
Madam-Period to khatam hone do.
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8SAAL KA BOY RAPE Case Me Pkda Gya Court Me Lady Vakil Uska Chota Sa Susu Pakad K Boli-JAJ Sab Dekho Kya isse Rape Hoga
Boy Bola HILA MAT SAALI case Har jayegi
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P*athan pani me l*und daalkr betha tha
Wyf-ye Kya kr rhe ho
Pthan-ma ki l*odi chup beth 3din se l*und tight nhi ho rha dekh rha hu kahi punchar to Nhi.
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JACKY wife se~ Oye Tere boobs raton-raat ittey vadde kaise ho gaye?
aur nipples gayab?
Wife ~ O ji ,tusi aaj fir daru pe ke g*and choos rahe ho.
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Bijlee ki Taar aur ladki me kya similarity hai??
GUess
Not Sure??
Oh come on yaar Simple "Dono n*angi ho to Jaan nikaal deti hai.
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Ek baniya do din me ek baar s*ex karta tha.. Uska frnd bola tum har roz s*ex kyun nahi karte..Baniya bola kya karen ek din to condom sukhane me lag jaave hai.
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Great Sex Philosopher once said..
"MARD Ki Taqat Ka Andaza uss Ke Zor Se Nahi ,
Ladki Ke Shor Se Hota Hai..."
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Wife! Zara dheere karo na kyon shatabdi chala rahe ho,malgadi chalao.itne me beta bed se gira aur bola! Bhen*ch*odo jo marzi chalao par sawari ko to mat girao.
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Best double meaning sentence
LADY-Saari me agar chhed dikha to sari wapas kar dungi
DUKANDAR-Madam,aap "Chhed" dikhao to sahi, sari free me de dunga..
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A famous sex therapist was once asked: "Doctor, why do men always want to marry a VIRGIN"?
Sex Therapist: "TO AVOID CRITICISM AND COMPARISON"
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L*UND Complans To God
Log Mera Missuse Krte Hai
Koi G*AND Me
Koi C*HUT Me
Koi MUH Me
Koi HATH Se
God-Sb Thik Ho Jayega
Bus Tu AKADA Mat kar..
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mUNNi: Aaj tum mere sath aisa sex karo ke bas meri cheekhein hi nikal jaye
Bas phir kya tha
JACKY condom pe mirchi laga k chodne laga..
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Ladki Rote Huye Boli..
"Abi to kuch Dekha bhi Nahi Tha"
Santa Ne hosla Diya..
"Abi Thodi Der mein Nehlayenge tab Dekh Lena".
----------------------------
Baba R**amdev Blue film dkhte hue has pade.
Bhakt: Baba aap kyu hanse? R***amdev: saala 20saal me khada hua hai.
Bhakt : Baba apne mera pakda hua hai.
----------------------------
1Baba fati dhoti pahen k mandir me puja k liye jhuka ek admi ne g*and ko daan peti samaj kar 1 ka sikka daal diya Baba palat ke bola ghanta bhi bajale mad*arch*od
----------------------------
Ek admi pdosi ki charpai lene gya.
Pdosi-hmare pas 2charpai h.
1pe mai or mera baap sote h,dusri pe maa or wife.
Padosi-Salo charpai mat do pr sona to Shiklo,
-----------------------------
Ek Admi M*uth Mar RahaTha, Achank Biwi Aa Gayi
Biwi : Kya ho raha Hai ?
Aadmi : BANSURI Baja Raha Tha. Biwi : Ch*utiye, g*andu Mera SHANKH kya Padosi bajayga.
JOKE OF THE DAY
Wo Geele-Blouse se Jhalakte Maal ke UBHAAR,
Wo Tane hue NI*PPLE bahar ane ko bekarar.
Geeli Saree se jhalakti P*ANTY aar-par,
Mubark ho apko HOLI ka YE tyohar
D0UBLE MEANING ki inteha:
Dad apne bete pappu ka result lene school gaye.
Dad-Madam, kab dogi? kafi der se Pappu KHADA hai.
Madam-Period to khatam hone do.
---------------------------
8SAAL KA BOY RAPE Case Me Pkda Gya Court Me Lady Vakil Uska Chota Sa Susu Pakad K Boli-JAJ Sab Dekho Kya isse Rape Hoga
Boy Bola HILA MAT SAALI case Har jayegi
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P*athan pani me l*und daalkr betha tha
Wyf-ye Kya kr rhe ho
Pthan-ma ki l*odi chup beth 3din se l*und tight nhi ho rha dekh rha hu kahi punchar to Nhi.
---------------------------
JACKY wife se~ Oye Tere boobs raton-raat ittey vadde kaise ho gaye?
aur nipples gayab?
Wife ~ O ji ,tusi aaj fir daru pe ke g*and choos rahe ho.
---------------------------
Bijlee ki Taar aur ladki me kya similarity hai??
GUess
Not Sure??
Oh come on yaar Simple "Dono n*angi ho to Jaan nikaal deti hai.
---------------------------
Ek baniya do din me ek baar s*ex karta tha.. Uska frnd bola tum har roz s*ex kyun nahi karte..Baniya bola kya karen ek din to condom sukhane me lag jaave hai.
---------------------------
Great Sex Philosopher once said..
"MARD Ki Taqat Ka Andaza uss Ke Zor Se Nahi ,
Ladki Ke Shor Se Hota Hai..."
----------------------------
Wife! Zara dheere karo na kyon shatabdi chala rahe ho,malgadi chalao.itne me beta bed se gira aur bola! Bhen*ch*odo jo marzi chalao par sawari ko to mat girao.
----------------------------
Best double meaning sentence
LADY-Saari me agar chhed dikha to sari wapas kar dungi
DUKANDAR-Madam,aap "Chhed" dikhao to sahi, sari free me de dunga..
----------------------------
A famous sex therapist was once asked: "Doctor, why do men always want to marry a VIRGIN"?
Sex Therapist: "TO AVOID CRITICISM AND COMPARISON"
----------------------------
L*UND Complans To God
Log Mera Missuse Krte Hai
Koi G*AND Me
Koi C*HUT Me
Koi MUH Me
Koi HATH Se
God-Sb Thik Ho Jayega
Bus Tu AKADA Mat kar..
-----------------------------
mUNNi: Aaj tum mere sath aisa sex karo ke bas meri cheekhein hi nikal jaye
Bas phir kya tha
JACKY condom pe mirchi laga k chodne laga..
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