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Sunday, March 13, 2011
xx smsing
Patni: Darling..
Tum Kabhi Meri or Mere gharwalo ki tarif nahi karte..!
Pati:
Teri CH*UT,
Teri maa ki ch*ut,
Or
sabse badiya
teri Behan Ki C*HUT...ab khush
----------------------------
Pehli bar Jija shadi k bad sasural aya
biwi ki chhoti bahen khidki se dekh bole-Lo aa gaya Bhench*od.
Ma-Aisa nhi kehte
Wo boli-Rishta vahi
soch nayi.
----------------------------
Tchr- bccho aj hum grammer pdnge
1 aurat 1 khidki se jhank rhi h
boy-ye ekvachan hua
Tchr- bahut si aurte khidkiyo se jhank rhi h.
Boy- ye to GB ROAD hua.
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R*andi ki kahani usi ki zubani :-
Mai aayi delhi saher mai,logo ne muje dekha logo ne muje ghura,na chahte hue bi dood pi gaye pura.
Ek ldka aya aur usne mera naam bol diya,mai kuch kehti usne pehle mera bl*ous khol diya.
Usne pehni shirt bahut achi aur dusre hi pal uske hath me meri kachi.
Uske bed pe chadar rang birangi ti aur kuch hi pal me puri nangi ti.
Uske pas na koi sawdhani na koi nir*odh tha,bas muje isi bat ka virodh tha.
Me darti rahi aur karti rahi,
Ch*udne se pehle jitna khil khila rahi thi,bed pe utna hi chila rahi thi.
L*und uska meri c*hut ki wadiyo me kho gaya
laga jaise koi rajai takia leke so gaya.
C*hut ko usne meri pura phad diya,kuch hi der mai uske andar jhad diya.
Uska l*und nahi hathi ka l*oda tha,par mai to profsional hu mere liya wo bahut thoda tha.
Usne bina condom ke muje c*hod diya laga jaise bina phawde ke ghadda khod diya.
L*und dala raha aur subah ho gayi,maine liye paise aur dafa ho gayi..!!
Teacher:1 Savaal.
Ek dal par 5 Chidiya baithi ho aur Tumne unme se 1 ko pathhar mar k gira dia To kitni Chidiya bachegi.?
Pappu: Koi nahi,Sab Ud jayengi.
Teacher: Nahi,4 bachegi Par tumhari soch mujhe Pasand ayi.
Pappu: Mam Mera bhi Sawal he 3 Ladkiya IceCream kha rahi he.
1st CHAAT K 2nd KAAT K Aur 3rd
CHoooooooS k.
Konsi Shadi shuda he.?
Teacher(Sharma k) jo CHooooS rahi he.
Pappu: Ji nahi Jiske GALE me MANGALSUTRA he,Par apki Soch mujhe b Pasand aayi.
Dosti BO*OBS Nahi Jo Dab Jaye,
Dosti L*UND Nahi Jo Thak Jaye,
Dosti GA*AND Nahi Jo Fatt Jaye,
Dosti To C*HUT Hai Mere Dost..
Jo waqt k sath GEHRI hoti jaye .
--------------------------------
lady 2 jyotishi --kya mere hath mai daulat ki lakeer hai?
jyotishi-- actualy apke paas daulat ki 2 lakeere hai ---
1 aage
1 peechhe
ab apki marzi jis se chaho daulat kamao.
---------------------------------
while f*ucking
girl started shouting PEPSI PEPSI
Boy asked whats PEPSI ?
she replied
"P" -Plz
"E"-Enter ur
"P" -P*enis
"S"-Slowly
"I"-Inside.
----------------------------------
Be-aulad Aurat par Hakim chada hua tha, aur hakim k upper aurat ka pati.
kisi ne puchha:Ye kya ?
Hakim:check kar raha hu ki kharabi aurat me hai ya mard mai .
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Tum Kabhi Meri or Mere gharwalo ki tarif nahi karte..!
Pati:
Teri CH*UT,
Teri maa ki ch*ut,
Or
sabse badiya
teri Behan Ki C*HUT...ab khush
----------------------------
Pehli bar Jija shadi k bad sasural aya
biwi ki chhoti bahen khidki se dekh bole-Lo aa gaya Bhench*od.
Ma-Aisa nhi kehte
Wo boli-Rishta vahi
soch nayi.
----------------------------
Tchr- bccho aj hum grammer pdnge
1 aurat 1 khidki se jhank rhi h
boy-ye ekvachan hua
Tchr- bahut si aurte khidkiyo se jhank rhi h.
Boy- ye to GB ROAD hua.
-----------------------------
R*andi ki kahani usi ki zubani :-
Mai aayi delhi saher mai,logo ne muje dekha logo ne muje ghura,na chahte hue bi dood pi gaye pura.
Ek ldka aya aur usne mera naam bol diya,mai kuch kehti usne pehle mera bl*ous khol diya.
Usne pehni shirt bahut achi aur dusre hi pal uske hath me meri kachi.
Uske bed pe chadar rang birangi ti aur kuch hi pal me puri nangi ti.
Uske pas na koi sawdhani na koi nir*odh tha,bas muje isi bat ka virodh tha.
Me darti rahi aur karti rahi,
Ch*udne se pehle jitna khil khila rahi thi,bed pe utna hi chila rahi thi.
L*und uska meri c*hut ki wadiyo me kho gaya
laga jaise koi rajai takia leke so gaya.
C*hut ko usne meri pura phad diya,kuch hi der mai uske andar jhad diya.
Uska l*und nahi hathi ka l*oda tha,par mai to profsional hu mere liya wo bahut thoda tha.
Usne bina condom ke muje c*hod diya laga jaise bina phawde ke ghadda khod diya.
L*und dala raha aur subah ho gayi,maine liye paise aur dafa ho gayi..!!
JOKE OF THE DAY
Teacher:1 Savaal.
Ek dal par 5 Chidiya baithi ho aur Tumne unme se 1 ko pathhar mar k gira dia To kitni Chidiya bachegi.?
Pappu: Koi nahi,Sab Ud jayengi.
Teacher: Nahi,4 bachegi Par tumhari soch mujhe Pasand ayi.
Pappu: Mam Mera bhi Sawal he 3 Ladkiya IceCream kha rahi he.
1st CHAAT K 2nd KAAT K Aur 3rd
CHoooooooS k.
Konsi Shadi shuda he.?
Teacher(Sharma k) jo CHooooS rahi he.
Pappu: Ji nahi Jiske GALE me MANGALSUTRA he,Par apki Soch mujhe b Pasand aayi.
Dosti BO*OBS Nahi Jo Dab Jaye,
Dosti L*UND Nahi Jo Thak Jaye,
Dosti GA*AND Nahi Jo Fatt Jaye,
Dosti To C*HUT Hai Mere Dost..
Jo waqt k sath GEHRI hoti jaye .
--------------------------------
lady 2 jyotishi --kya mere hath mai daulat ki lakeer hai?
jyotishi-- actualy apke paas daulat ki 2 lakeere hai ---
1 aage
1 peechhe
ab apki marzi jis se chaho daulat kamao.
---------------------------------
while f*ucking
girl started shouting PEPSI PEPSI
Boy asked whats PEPSI ?
she replied
"P" -Plz
"E"-Enter ur
"P" -P*enis
"S"-Slowly
"I"-Inside.
----------------------------------
Be-aulad Aurat par Hakim chada hua tha, aur hakim k upper aurat ka pati.
kisi ne puchha:Ye kya ?
Hakim:check kar raha hu ki kharabi aurat me hai ya mard mai .
Previous............................................................... Next
XXX SMSING
F*uck is d only word which can be used 2 xpress many feelings..
Revenge - Fk you.
Request - Pls Fk off!
Failure - Im fked!
Anxiety - What the fk is happening?
Anger - Get the f*uck out of here.
Curious - how the f*uck did you do that?
Love - Just f*ucking beautiful!
Lust - ah f*uck me baby! Pride - Im a f*ucking genius!
Victory - I hav won that f*ucking competition.
Sad - Why the f*uck does this happen to me?
So enjoy f*ucking in evry emotion.
-------------------------------
Santa:Ye kon sa station hai?
Boy on platfarm: Teri maa ki ch*oot, bho*sadi k niche aake dekhle, bhen ka l*oda nawab ban raha hai.
Santa: Chalo bhai, Delhi aa gya..
---------------------------------
Sex ke baad LADKI ka pehla sabad kya hota hai?
"I LOVE U"
Nahi
"MAZA AAYA"
Nahi
"HOW ROMANTIC"
Nahi
The right ans. is
Jaanu,meri "PANTY" kidhar fenki
------------------------------
3 Kamini ladkiya apni khwahishe bata rahi thi.
Pehli:-Mere 2 husbnd hon jo sari raat mujhe bjaye.
Dosri :-Mere 4 husbnd ho jo din raat ki shift lagaye.
Teesri :-Mera ek hi shohar ho.
Uska chota sa l*und ho.
Us se mera ek beta ho,
Jo bada hoke Yuv*raj bane.
Worldcup ka Final ho,
Last ball par 2 runs ki zarorat ho,
Aur wo out ho jaye.
110 Crore logon ki awaaz aaye..
"maa ch*od do iski"
aur main pitch par jakar bolu-
Main Hoon Iski Maa....!!
Yamraj Hizde Se: Lao Apna Hisaab-Kitaab Do,
Duniya Me Kya-Kya Kar Ke Aaye Ho ?
Hizda: BHEN K LO*UDE,Bho*sdi K...
De K Kya Bheja Tha, Jo Hisab Mang Rha Hai.
-------------------------------
Pati patni train me upar ki birth pe..
Pati : jab me bolu coca cola, tub tu kapde utar dena.
Jab me bolu pepsi, tu apne tange khol dena
or jab tu bolegi Thumsup to me andar dal dunga..
Niche baitha sardar bola..
"agar limca mere upar giri to tumhari..
MAA CH*OD DUNGA."
--------------------------------
Aapke jaisa dost khone nahi dunga,
Aapko Mujhse alag hone nahi dunga.
Roz sms kiya karo Warna....
Ga*and me Mirchi dalunga aur dhone bhi nahi dunga!!
---------------------------------
Dulha Suhagrat pe Dulhan se-
Is ghar me rehna hai to Kanjoosi karni hogi.
Dulhan:
Ji Fir itna tel kyu
laga rahe ho,college Me to Mai thook Se kaam chalati thi.
------------------------------
The pure Urdu name for condom:
Ghilaaf-e-auzaar-e-mazaa-e-mohabbat bandish-e-izaafaa-e-nasal.
Kuch tamiz seekh lo nalayako.
Fugga-fugga karte rehte ho !!!
------------------------------
Man setting up password,,
Wife sitting besides.
He typed 'P*ENIS' as his password.
Wife fell-off her chair laughing when PC replied-
"Password too short..!!
-------------------------------
KASHTI se
Kinare
CHOOT gaye
ASMA se
Sitare
TOOT gaye
Par tum
nahi Sudhre
Jahan Dikhi
DIWAR,Wahi
MOOT gaye.
,,,
( ".)
< )', - - .
LL '. ....... .
--------------------------------
Ek Army Ka Jawan Apni Suhagrat Me M*uth Marne Laga,
Wife:Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Jawan:Hamley Se Pehle Hawa Me Firing Karna Humari Style Hai..
Previous............................................................... Next
Revenge - Fk you.
Request - Pls Fk off!
Failure - Im fked!
Anxiety - What the fk is happening?
Anger - Get the f*uck out of here.
Curious - how the f*uck did you do that?
Love - Just f*ucking beautiful!
Lust - ah f*uck me baby! Pride - Im a f*ucking genius!
Victory - I hav won that f*ucking competition.
Sad - Why the f*uck does this happen to me?
So enjoy f*ucking in evry emotion.
-------------------------------
Santa:Ye kon sa station hai?
Boy on platfarm: Teri maa ki ch*oot, bho*sadi k niche aake dekhle, bhen ka l*oda nawab ban raha hai.
Santa: Chalo bhai, Delhi aa gya..
---------------------------------
Sex ke baad LADKI ka pehla sabad kya hota hai?
"I LOVE U"
Nahi
"MAZA AAYA"
Nahi
"HOW ROMANTIC"
Nahi
The right ans. is
Jaanu,meri "PANTY" kidhar fenki
------------------------------
JOKE OF THE DAY
3 Kamini ladkiya apni khwahishe bata rahi thi.
Pehli:-Mere 2 husbnd hon jo sari raat mujhe bjaye.
Dosri :-Mere 4 husbnd ho jo din raat ki shift lagaye.
Teesri :-Mera ek hi shohar ho.
Uska chota sa l*und ho.
Us se mera ek beta ho,
Jo bada hoke Yuv*raj bane.
Worldcup ka Final ho,
Last ball par 2 runs ki zarorat ho,
Aur wo out ho jaye.
110 Crore logon ki awaaz aaye..
"maa ch*od do iski"
aur main pitch par jakar bolu-
Main Hoon Iski Maa....!!
Yamraj Hizde Se: Lao Apna Hisaab-Kitaab Do,
Duniya Me Kya-Kya Kar Ke Aaye Ho ?
Hizda: BHEN K LO*UDE,Bho*sdi K...
De K Kya Bheja Tha, Jo Hisab Mang Rha Hai.
-------------------------------
Pati patni train me upar ki birth pe..
Pati : jab me bolu coca cola, tub tu kapde utar dena.
Jab me bolu pepsi, tu apne tange khol dena
or jab tu bolegi Thumsup to me andar dal dunga..
Niche baitha sardar bola..
"agar limca mere upar giri to tumhari..
MAA CH*OD DUNGA."
--------------------------------
Aapke jaisa dost khone nahi dunga,
Aapko Mujhse alag hone nahi dunga.
Roz sms kiya karo Warna....
Ga*and me Mirchi dalunga aur dhone bhi nahi dunga!!
---------------------------------
Dulha Suhagrat pe Dulhan se-
Is ghar me rehna hai to Kanjoosi karni hogi.
Dulhan:
Ji Fir itna tel kyu
laga rahe ho,college Me to Mai thook Se kaam chalati thi.
------------------------------
The pure Urdu name for condom:
Ghilaaf-e-auzaar-e-mazaa-e-mohabbat bandish-e-izaafaa-e-nasal.
Kuch tamiz seekh lo nalayako.
Fugga-fugga karte rehte ho !!!
------------------------------
Man setting up password,,
Wife sitting besides.
He typed 'P*ENIS' as his password.
Wife fell-off her chair laughing when PC replied-
"Password too short..!!
-------------------------------
KASHTI se
Kinare
CHOOT gaye
ASMA se
Sitare
TOOT gaye
Par tum
nahi Sudhre
Jahan Dikhi
DIWAR,Wahi
MOOT gaye.
,,,
( ".)
< )', - - .
LL '. ....... .
--------------------------------
Ek Army Ka Jawan Apni Suhagrat Me M*uth Marne Laga,
Wife:Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Jawan:Hamley Se Pehle Hawa Me Firing Karna Humari Style Hai..
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