This site IS NO.1 @ GOOGLE SEARCH ENGINE. SEARCH WORD IS "XXX SMS" IT OUTSHINES OTHER .COM SITES IN FEW MONTHS N BECOME NO.1 @GOOGLE SEARCH.TO ENABLE EMBEDDED FUNNY VIDEO N PICS LOG IN TO UR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT THEN OPEN THE SITE IN SAME BROWSER OR IN NEW TAB.THEN CLICK ON NEXT BELOW THE PAGE TO GO TO NEXT PAGE. This site is dedicated to college students mostly Engg. students who collectd these sms n edited abusive words so ppl use their imagination to get what it means.we cant escape from the magic of sms.We get sms from our loving ones everyday.Sms indicates our frnz r thinkin about us.They smsin their laughter moments to us so we can also laugh.This site will try its best to provide highly popular new sms which is in demand.so enjoy reading sms...........
Disclaimer:This site is meant for fun only..we respect every religion,caste etc.Every precaution is taken while editing these sms if still hurts we extremely sorry..
PARTNER SITES
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Friendship
|
Love stories
|
Bewafai
|
Tanhai
|
Ashiqui
|
My songs
|
|
Love
|
Seasonal
|
|
Ur Name Says
|
Moral SMS|
Relationship Jokes|
Good Morning SMS|
Q n A SMS|
INSULT SMS|
SANTA TE BANTA|
Saturday, October 2, 2010
xxx msg unlimited
GF, BF ki Underwear Dekh kar- Tum Local use karte Ho,Branded Nhi?
BF- Jaat na Pucho Sadhu ki,Puch Lijiyo Gyan,Mol karo Talwar ka,Fati Rehan do myaan..
--------------------------
C F G J L M N P Q R T U V W X Y Z
Tum soch rahe hoge ki baaki ke alphabets kidhar hai.. Baaki ke alphabets neeche hai..
B H O S *A D I K E
-------------------------
Very sexy PATI Wife se 4 bar Sex karne k baad 5vi bar fir-"Aaja Janeman Jawani Deewani Hai"
Wife-Bus Kar hara*mjade Ek Hi Ch*ut Hai, Saari UMER Chalaani H.
-------------------------
Boy: Mere saath Sex kaisa laga? Girl: Chief Guest jaisa. Boy: Such me.!Wo kaise? Girl: Tum jaldi me aye or function khatam hone se pehle hi chale gaye....!
-------------------------
Kisi ka Accident dekne pr xpresions
U.S-Oh My God
Pak-Ya Allah
Afri-O La La
Austrlia-Got a Hit
INDIAN- Maa Ch*ud gayi behan ke lo*ude ki aur chala tez..!
Arz kiya hai...
Seeng nahi hote hai lomdi ke..
Wah waah
Seeng nahi hote hai lomdi ke...
Aur kaisa hai re tu
bho*sdi k
Matlab ki HRU
--------------------------
Mariz-Doctr sab mujhe bat bat pe gali dene aur foran hi bat bhulne ki bimari ha.Doct-apko ye bimari kub se ha? Mariz-TERI MA KI CH*UT Madrch*od Kon si bimari bey.
---------------------------
Shah*ahan:-G*and Fat Gayi Pyar Me Dewane Ki,
Gand Fat Gayi Pyar Me Dewane Ki.
Ja*angir:-
Maa K La*ude Kya Zarurat Thi Ch*ut Ke Chakkar Mein Tajmahal Banwane Ki..
---------------------------
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
-----------------------------
ladki ki vidai k waqt ladki ka baap dulhe se bolta hai "ab hamari izzat tumhare haath mein hai"
dulha bolta hai "don't worry jate hi loot lunga "
-----------------------------
A boy 2 girl:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya hai
girl:kuch nahi bus aik lakeer hai
thn
A girl 2 boy:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya latak raha hai
Then boy replied:ye usi lakeer ke fakeer hai
............................................................... 
BF- Jaat na Pucho Sadhu ki,Puch Lijiyo Gyan,Mol karo Talwar ka,Fati Rehan do myaan..
--------------------------
C F G J L M N P Q R T U V W X Y Z
Tum soch rahe hoge ki baaki ke alphabets kidhar hai.. Baaki ke alphabets neeche hai..
B H O S *A D I K E
-------------------------
Very sexy PATI Wife se 4 bar Sex karne k baad 5vi bar fir-"Aaja Janeman Jawani Deewani Hai"
Wife-Bus Kar hara*mjade Ek Hi Ch*ut Hai, Saari UMER Chalaani H.
-------------------------
Boy: Mere saath Sex kaisa laga? Girl: Chief Guest jaisa. Boy: Such me.!Wo kaise? Girl: Tum jaldi me aye or function khatam hone se pehle hi chale gaye....!
-------------------------
XXX SMS OF THE DAY
Kisi ka Accident dekne pr xpresions
U.S-Oh My God
Pak-Ya Allah
Afri-O La La
Austrlia-Got a Hit
INDIAN- Maa Ch*ud gayi behan ke lo*ude ki aur chala tez..!
Arz kiya hai...
Seeng nahi hote hai lomdi ke..
Wah waah
Seeng nahi hote hai lomdi ke...
Aur kaisa hai re tu
bho*sdi k
Matlab ki HRU
--------------------------
Mariz-Doctr sab mujhe bat bat pe gali dene aur foran hi bat bhulne ki bimari ha.Doct-apko ye bimari kub se ha? Mariz-TERI MA KI CH*UT Madrch*od Kon si bimari bey.
---------------------------
Shah*ahan:-G*and Fat Gayi Pyar Me Dewane Ki,
Gand Fat Gayi Pyar Me Dewane Ki.
Ja*angir:-
Maa K La*ude Kya Zarurat Thi Ch*ut Ke Chakkar Mein Tajmahal Banwane Ki..
---------------------------
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
-----------------------------
ladki ki vidai k waqt ladki ka baap dulhe se bolta hai "ab hamari izzat tumhare haath mein hai"
dulha bolta hai "don't worry jate hi loot lunga "
-----------------------------
A boy 2 girl:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya hai
girl:kuch nahi bus aik lakeer hai
thn
A girl 2 boy:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya latak raha hai
Then boy replied:ye usi lakeer ke fakeer hai
...............................................................
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)